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 Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:47 pm
Post your favorite sayings from T-shirts, MSN names, bumper stickers, TV shows... whatever. Be sure to say where you got 'em... for my curiosity.
"Men are from Mars. And women? Women wanna blow Mars outta the stinkin' sky!"
- a buddy's MSN name.
"Speling Be Championshup Winur." - a T-shirt. I found it appropriate.
"Scotty, beam me up! There's no intelligent life down here!" - a bumper sticker.
"Doesn't every woman want a man she can hooderdoodle with?" - a Golden Girls website. The word "hooderdoodle" was never defined...
"It was like heaven... but with boxes!" - 30 Days, the minimum wage episode.
"For sale: One parachute. Only used once. Small stain." - bumper sticker.
"Very funny, Scotty... now beam down my clothes." - another bumpersticker.
"Ethan, that's my toast." "Yeah, TERRORIST toast!" - Scott and Ethan of Ctrl+Alt+Del
"I was just hugging the door because... erm... doors need love too." - Ethan, of Ctrl+Alt+Del
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:45 pm
"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!"
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a*****e."
"Save a tree, wipe with an owl!"
"Maybe you'd drive better with that cell phone shoved up your a**."
-All bumper stickers.
"Back fom the dead. I mean, the beach."-MSN name
Front of t-shirt:
"The Christian Society Against Bad Language"
Back:
"Can ******** off."
-T-shirt on Comedy Central.
That's all I got for now. >_>
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:33 pm
"Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?"
"I tried, but he ran away. Something about how it was too dark."
- Conversation with my friends regarding the little old ladies who ask you that.
"PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals."
"What kind of god is so lazy he won't even animate you some chairs?"
- The Dark Tower-- The Really Abridged Version animated comic.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:42 am
"Vegetarian, old Indian word for bad hunter"
bumper sticker I saw
"Do not shizzle until car has come to a complete stop"
...I was really tired at a gas station...
"By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind"
T-shirt I got at Target a month or so ago.
"The 2005-2006 Science Binder of CAPTAIN Amazingly MANLY"
My science binder.
"0% juice"
On the back of a Crystal Light orange juice bottle.
"Ya gotta love..."
Back of a Jones Soda cream soda bottle
"Wimpy Way
Detour
<--"
Street sign near Bend, Oregon.
"Zigzag, Sandy"
I was on a trip with my choir...the teacher's wife's name is Sandy...she was driving a bus...
"Big a** Truck Drive"
A street sign a few miles East of Pacific City, Oregon.
"YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!"
Message I left in size 42 font on my sister's computer after looking at it's specs.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:03 pm
The url isn't working! gonk *wants to see what it is*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:53 pm
Thatlatu The url isn't working! gonk *wants to see what it is* Also: "It's not rape, it's suprise sex!" - My friend's MSN Messenger thing.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:27 pm
"I Know You're Only Reading This So You Can Look At My Boobs"
"I wear my mind up my sleeves and I have a history of losing my shirt"
-Barenaked Ladies...but would make a good shirt
"Korea has Seoul"
"New Jersey Girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up!"
"My Governer can beat up Your Governer!"
-MN bumper sticker from Jesse Ventura reign
"Beatin' it since '04"
-Bumper sticker for the male dance line at our school. BEAT stands for:
Boys
Enjoying
Athletic
Togetherness
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:48 pm
Usagi Dreamer Kohaku "I Know You're Only Reading This So You Can Look At My Boobs" "I wear my mind up my sleeves and I have a history of losing my shirt" -Barenaked Ladies...but would make a good shirt "Korea has Seoul" "New Jersey Girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up!" "My Governer can beat up Your Governer!" -MN bumper sticker from Jesse Ventura reign "Beatin' it since '04" -Bumper sticker for the male dance line at our school. BEAT stands for: Boys Enjoying Athletic Togetherness AHHH! Those are awesome! "Nintendo Rehabilitation Facility The First Step is Admitting You Have a Problem" -Another shirt I have.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:37 pm
"I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."
Shirt my dad bought strangely enough...
"If I got smart with you... how would you know?"
A shirt I saw today
There'll be more... But that's all I got for now...
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:51 am
"Your inferiority complex might be justified."
"I hate everyone. Please make a note of it."
"Simon says you suck."
-All T-shirts.
"Sarcasm. It beats killing people."
-T-shirt I bought a while ago.
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:00 pm
"suck Mean people."
--A homemade sticker created by cutting "Mean people suck" found in a parking lot in Overland Park, Kansas.
"My kid can beat up your honor student!"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy & good with ketchup."
(More bumper stickers.)
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:00 am
"Sarcasm is just another free service I offer"
-A shirt I saw some old guy wearing at a restauraunt.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:51 pm
*REVIVES DA THREAD!*
On the bottom of a tiramisu box: "Do not turn upside down"
On a canister of peanuts: "Warning: May Contain Peanuts"
On a Superman costume: "Warning: Suit does not enable children to fly"
Bumper sticker: "My skateboarder kid can beat the s**t out of your honor student"
Sign: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Yeah. That's all I got for now. *sweat*
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:04 pm
"I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $1 000 000 or you'll never see me again." - A shirt I bought o: <3
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