I won't be able to use my car to go out on social events, which means I just can't ******** find a way to date the girl that I love more than anything else in this world. I'm gonna have to share my car with that big ******** a*****e who calls himself my brother. I'm even gonna have to carpool with him! Carpool with the lowest form of junkie loser that has ever walked this Earth!!! I don't know if I'm gonna be able to secure my place at the French Alliance, and my plans to become friends with one of my ex-girls have failed!

NESG, my life is the worst life in the universe, ever, ever ever! And I mean it! Without a car, how the ******** am I finally gonna get a girl!? I WANT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!