TYPE LIKE GAY PEOPLE IN A THONG I CAN'T (No offense, straight people in boxers) CAUSE I FORGOT WHAT WAS AN E. 3? YES. OH DEARIE ME LORDY O YES.
O NO O NO! IT IS DEATH! HE HAS COME FOR US!
THAT'S RIGHT KIDDIES, I BROUGHT LEMONAIDES!
HOOORAH! LEMONAIDS! IT TASTES LIKE CHEMO!!!!!
XD
Seriously guys, this might be KINDA LONG. LIKE A PORNSTARS d**k. WHICH (in the case of freaksofcock) ARE APPARENTLY FAKE. ;-;
THAT'S OKAY, THEY LOOK REAL ENOUGH. OMG MY FEET ARE COLD. I NEED SLIPPERS.
BRB.
OH LOL THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND MY PANTS. HURRRRRR.
ANYWAY. Yeah, kind of long topic here. I'M WEARING A ******** WINTER COAT. AND A LONGITY HAT. IT'S LIKE 18 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I HAVE NO HEAT UPSTAIRS. WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL SORTS OF DELICIOUS BREADS, DID I SHOWER? Mmm, bread. Oh. I want stale Italian bread. OMG. ITALIAN BREAD IS SO GOOD WHEN YOU'RE A PIXIE.
WHICH REMINDS ME. MOST OF YOU PROLLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO I IS. I'M THAT BEAST, WHAT MAKES NOISE. AS YOU SEE I LIVE UP TO MY NAME.
WHAT'S MY NAME?
WHAT'S MY NAME?
WHAT'S
MY
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!?!?!
....THAT WAS FOR STICKY. WHOM YOU KNOW AS FORKAY. LET'S GET THAT SHIZZLE BITTMEIZZLES OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW.
Sticky=Forkay.
Forkay=Sticky.
IT'S AN UNCOCKABLE MAGICAL MATH LAW! UNLESS STICKY CHANGES HER USERNAME OR ACCOUNT AGAIN. SHE HASN'T DONE THAT IN A WHILE. I'M PROUD OF YOU STICKY! HERE'S SOMETHING JUST FOR STICKY, BECAUSE I LOVE HER, AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN TWO DAYS AND I'M AFRAID SHE HAS BEEN COUGAR MAULED.
"And I'll race, to feel the wind in my face! And I'll race, and I'll race against the other racers! And I'll race against myself, and I'll race, and I'll race until I die! And I'll race........And I'll race........And I'll race........
*Piano: Dahdahdahdah dah dahdahdah-dah-dah, dah dahdahdah dah-dah da dah dah dah, dah dah dah.........Dadadadadadadadadaetc.etc.*
McGuirk: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOOOO, OOOOOO!
And I'll race to feel in my face, and I'll race, and I'll race.........!"
SO STICKY, DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE! DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE! BUT THAT GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU MARBLE MANS TOO SO LISTEN UP AGAIN. GOD. THAT'S ******** ***** PREACHER, ***** PREACHER! HE CAN DO, AN IMPRESSION OF KREACHER!
....."OH RON, YOUR WILLY IS AS HARD AS STALE CRUMPETS!"
"OH HARRY, TAKE OFF YOUR TROUSERS SO I CAN SHAG YOUR BUM!"
"OF COURSE RON! LET ME GIVE YOUR MANLY WILLY A WASHING FIRST."
"MARMELADE!"
Broomsticks, Sticky. VIBRATING BROOMSTICK. BROOMSTICKY. EEEEEEEEEEEEE! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCX!!! SERIOUSLY I WANT ONE OF THOSE. THEY CAN PROLLY GET LIKE ALL THE WAY INTO YOUR FELLOPIAN TUBES. I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S NO FEEL GOOD LUMPS UP THERE BUT STILL. YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYIN.
SUPER SAIYAN, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OMG A SUPER SAIYAN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SUPER SAIYANS ARE FOOLISH!
".....I, am mighty! And you.....Are not." Best Frieza quote ever. I miss DBZ. ._. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I got chocolate covered pretzels. >D
...THIS IS KINDA LONG. THE IRONY IS THAT IF I ONLY WROTE A FEW SENTENCES IN THE BIG FONT IT WOULD BE JUST AS LONG. OH GOD, IMAGINE IF I DID THAT. WOW. THIS WOULD GO TO CANADA. WE COULD USE IT AS A WALL TO KEEP OUT THE MEXICANS. AND THEY'D BE LIKE: "Que? No habla engles. Que es con el garglemesh?"
Garglemesh is the same in every language. Like you could go to England and be like "I'm a bit knackered" and then there'll be shagging aplenty.
OMG. PRETZELS. THIS IS LONG. I DO HOPE YOU ARE ALL QUITE ENTERTAINED. UH.
YEAH.
I LOVE YOU STICKY! VIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAS p***s!
HER NAME IS STICKY AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAAAAAAAAAND
JUST LIKE THAT RIVER DRIFTING
THROUGH THE DUSTY LAAAAAAAAAND
SHE WON'T GET MAULED BY COUGARS
OR I'LL DITCH THE MARCHING BAAAAAAAAAND....
Ohnoez it's too cold in my fishtank. I should go make a post in the dead fish guild.
....Not that it's a guild for dead fish, you understand. It was originally a guild about fish that died. ._.
NOW FOR SOME PICZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BAD DRAWING LOL.
GODLY.
I LOVE KUHLI LOACHES SO MUCH. I'M SUCH A FISHOPHILE.
I LOVE GLITCHES TOO THOUGH.
BUT NOT AS MUCH.
THAT WAS FOR A THREAD ONCE. I THINK I WAS COMPARING THE GD AND THE CB. YEAH THAT WAS IT.
Self explanatory.
