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MTG Theme decks?
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Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:46 pm


I decided to make a Magic: The Gathering theme deck based on They Might Be Giants. Here it is:

Lands:
1x Vesuva: "Istanbul (not Constantinople)" (Another name-changing land)
9x Swamp
7x Plains
6x Island

Creatures:
1x Bloodrock Cyclops: "Cyclops Rock"
4x Cairn Wanderers: "They Might Be Giants" it has changeling. It might be, and indeed is a giant.
2x Akroma, Angel of Wrath: "She's an Angel"
2x Angel of Despair: "Hopeless Bleak Despair"
1x Dimir Doppleganger: "My Evil Twin"
1x Gravedigger: "Dig My Grave"
1x Arachnoid: "Spider"
1x Mageta the Lion: "The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)
1x: Coffin Puppets: "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
1x Evil Eye of Urborg: "Haunted Floating Eye"
1x Grotesque Hybrid: "Bee of the Bird of the Moth"
1x Headless Horseman: "Till My Head Falls Off"
1x Krosan Cloudscraper: "The Biggest One" (It's currently the biggest creature in the game).
Other:
4x Buried Alive: "Drink!" ("What words rhyme with buried alive?")
4x Resurrection: "Dead" (A song about reincarnation)
1x Brainspoil: "Brain Problem Situation"
1x Rain of Daggers: "The Pencil Rain"
1x Akroma's Vengeance: "Prevenge"
1x Amnesia: "Feign Amnesia"
2x Brilliant Plan: "No One Knows My Plan"
2x Long-Term Plans: "No One Knows My Plan"
1x Flood: Flood, "The From the Flood," "With the Dark" (The Dark was the name of the expansion Flood was first printed in)
1x Darkness: "With the Dark"
1x Thoughtsieze: "I Should Be Allowed to Think"
1x Exhume: "Meet James Ensor" ("Dig him up and shake his hand/Appreciate the man")
1x Hoodwink: "Hey Mr. DJ I Thought You Said We Had a Deal"


62 cards: and a terrible deck.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:11 pm


Temporal Isolation also works for "Weep Day" "Simultaneous evens don't happen/We are isolated temporally."

Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:52 pm


You're so creative like that. I wish I could make decks like that (even if the deck is horrible or whatever).

I still want to try to make a lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) deck.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:41 pm


So use Gatherer to make one and post it here!

Bonus Burger


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:35 pm


Maybe once I have a bit more free time I'll make a deck. Perhaps it'll be one I can use for type 2 tournaments or something...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:54 pm


Find one to match "Snail Shell." 3nodding

[Ralph]
Crew


Bonus Burger

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:15 pm


I've actually been trying. Don't worry, I'll find one.

Spitting Slug is a bit of a stretch. I want to get something closer.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:16 pm


Bonus Burger
I've actually been trying. Don't worry, I'll find one.

Spitting Slug is a bit of a stretch. I want to get something closer.


I'd want to see one that matches the meaning of the song. xD

Are there any Magic cards that deal with pity sex?

[Ralph]
Crew


Bonus Burger

PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:26 pm


[Ralph]
Bonus Burger
I've actually been trying. Don't worry, I'll find one.

Spitting Slug is a bit of a stretch. I want to get something closer.


I'd want to see one that matches the meaning of the song. xD

Are there any Magic cards that deal with pity sex?


There may be some that can be interpreted that way.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:16 am


Bonus Burger
[Ralph]
Bonus Burger
I've actually been trying. Don't worry, I'll find one.

Spitting Slug is a bit of a stretch. I want to get something closer.


I'd want to see one that matches the meaning of the song. xD

Are there any Magic cards that deal with pity sex?


There may be some that can be interpreted that way.


xD

Is there one for 'Purple Toupee'? (okay, those two songs are just my favorites...)

[Ralph]
Crew


Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:22 am


That song is great. I wanted to find one for "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" (one of my favorites) and am still looking.

Memory Lapse may work for "Purple Toupee" but I'll search Gatherer for a better one.

Oooh, False Memories would work.
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