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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:33 pm

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epi05:
Hughes:Im telling you roy its a trip ever since shes got pregnant she even turn hotter than the love goddess..its the miracle of hormones its like this angel fell on earth and kissed her on the
*roy slams phone*
Hughes: Lousy phones cutting off my conversations i cant do anything around here
Falman:YOU'RE THE ONE WE CANT DO ANYTHING WITH!!!now how am i supposed to keep a tight security with a family of 4 and a love bird...
Hughes:so how am i supposed to deal with it if the baby is born tomorrow i mean emotionally
Roy:HUGHES! You've told be this story 50 times already! If you're having problems containing yourself take it up with your wife!
Hughes:I already did roy!
Roy: THEN STOP BOTHERING ME!
Hawkeye: Im sorry to interrupt...major let me give you some feminine advice.....BABIES ARENT BORN AFTER JUST 5 MONTHS!

epi 13:
Roy: DOGS EMBODY LOYALTY THEY FOLLOW THEIR MASTERS COMMANDS ABOVE ALL ELSE BE A JERK TO THEM AND THEY DONT COMPLAIN AND THEY NEVER EVEN ONCE BEG FOR A PAYCHECK TRUST ME FUERY THEY'RE THE GREAT SERVANTS OF MAN LOYAL CANINE HOW WE SALUTE THEE!!

Hughes: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! welcome to the eastern command center festival a guaranteed break from that soldier grind incidently take a look....MY DAUGHTER WHO TURNED 3 THIS YEAR ISNT SHE ADORABLE?
soldiers:*throws stuff* aww c'mon what is it!?!?!?!
Hughes:OH NO DONT FALL ON DADDY! ELICIA!!!!!!
Hughes: and now without further distraction we move directly to today's main event in the red corner the Flame alchemist and hero of the eastern rebellion COLONEL ROY MUSTANG give it up!!!!
soldiers: YOU JUST WANT A PROMOTIONS GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND!
Hughes: and in the blue corner the Fullmetal Alchemist and living legend of the people LETS HEAR IT FOR EDWARD ELRIC!!
soldiers: What where? working grade schoolers more like it Good luck bean sprout
Ed biggrin ONT CALL ME SMALL ILL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!!

I forgot about those!!

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:51 pm

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This was all in the game. I just luved these funny parts...so i recorded them.

This was after Ed and Al had a duel with Armstrong and was beaten by him
Ed: (on the ground) so this is it...I'm gonna die here...what an embarassing way to go...
Armstrong: Hm? wait...oh no no...oh no you shouldn't have Edward Elric! You thought the two of you against me alone was an unfair fight, so you went easy on me, didn't you?
Ed: *Thinking in his head* I've never fought harder in my life!
Armstrong: (with tears down his face) Such mercy! I can feel the love! Oh you fill me with such happiness Edward Elric! BUT! No need to hold back. We must test our strengths on each other with all our might.
Ed: *whispers* Al....let's make a run f----what? *Looks at the far end of the field* Al! How did you get away so fast?!
Al: Take him out for me ed!
Armstrong: What a gentle hearted little brother...Now we can fight man to man, one on one without reservation. Come give me all you have Edward Elric! I shall do that same! *shows off muscles* BEHOLD!!! THE ARTISTIC PHYSICAL COMBAT TRAINING SECRET NO.2 ACCORDING TO THE ARMSTRONG TRADITION!!!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*and the screen blacks out*

Ed was asking about a ring he received from a mysterious woman
Ed: Which reminds me, what do you make of this ring? *pulls outu ring*
Roy: What's this?
Ed: I just told you, it's a ring!
Roy: I'm sorry, but I can't accept a gift like this from another man.
Ed: IT'S NOT A GIFT YOU MORON!!!
Hughes: Oh? So you're giving it to a girl? Haha...your'e blossoming early shrimp
Ed: That aint it either, AND DON'T CALL ME A SHRIMP!!!
Roy: It just looks like an ordinary ring to me, why? is there something about it?
Ed: Hmm? Well...nah...no...if you've never seen it before, then forget it.
Hughes: Hmmm...something's fishy around here, and it ain't cod. *GASP* Wait a minute! You're not trying to woo my little girl at such a young age are you?
Ed: Excuuuuuse me?
Hughes: *With a gun* Roy...let's grill this shrimp...I'll get the skewers.
Roy: And I'll provide the flames.
Al: How could you Ed? Trying to win her favour at the age of 2! You start early, don't u?
Ed: SHUT UP!!!

oh i remeber those parts wen i first saw the one wen ed tries to give roy the ring and all that stuff i was cracking up lmao another quote of the game that was funny was when roy was called useless by riza then his name gets changed from mustang to useless lmao

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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:12 pm

"A man who inflicts suffering can't rest. His guilty mind won't allow it. But, today I can close my eyes to the living nightmare and lie down knowing that I won't wake again." ~Scar (Who, I might add, has said some of the best quotes in the whole series.)

"Maybe you are right... Where did I come from and where will I go when I die... Maybe all this time that's what I wanted. The freedome to find out."~ Lust

"Nothing is ever perfect, haven't you realized that yet? Earth spins on a tilted axis just doing the best it can."~ Hoeinheim

Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:41 pm

Fuery (ep 37) - maybe it's a werehouse and only comes out on the full moon.
Roy, slapping Fuery in the head - Give it up, Feury!

(In the same episdoe,but earlier) Armstrong: I'll go inform the cooks!
Havoc: I'll just die alone. crying (Not necessarily in that order)

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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:51 pm

Roy: When I become Furher, there'll be changes. All female personale would have to be required to wear mini-skirts!!!
Havoc: *nosebleed* I'll follow you everywhere
Roy: Yes!
Hawkweye: *sighs and walks by*

Winry: I see you haven't drunk you milk Ed. Why don't you drink it?
Ed: I hate milk.
Winry: Come on, you're going to have to drink it Edward.
Ed: No I won't drink it.
Winry: Drink it!
Ed: No!
Winry: See, this is why you are small as bean.
Ed: A bean!?!?
Winry: Yes! A bean!

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:07 am

Ed Short scenes

"I'd be tall to in heels." *The Fight with siren*

"Don't Call me small i'll break off you feet and stick them on your head!" *Fight with Mustang*

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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:47 pm

Riza Hawkeye: Master Sergant Fuhrey, during your last physical examination we discovered Athletes Foot. -brief pause- And we now believe it is affecting your brain.

That one always cracks me up. xd

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:20 am

Mine isn't like a script or a quote .. just a basic sentence that got onto me ..

People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something . You must present something of equal value to gain something . That is the principle of equivalent trade in alchemy .

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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:52 pm

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Al was once called a trashcan

I HAVE THE EPISODE ON DVD!! xDDD Its funny.

Lmao yeah. He was in a balled up position. He was completely devastated. rofl

Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:46 am

al: so what's your strategy?
ed: i told you a fist in his face!

Roy: Its so hard he is such a small target
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL
Roy: If your opponant of a calaric temper sec to eratat and never fall for an enimy's tont ((my spelling sucks but i hope you know what i mean))

ED: SHORT
AL: trash can

Rose: And beside...i bet if you show him your faith i bet he can make yu taller
Ed: For the last time i am not short you live in a world of desert gaints
Al: Ed please
Ed: You want some of this too

Ed: Short, SHORT. Can a shorty do this. I am still growing you back water desert idiots

((from the 2nd game))
Ed: Which reminds me, what do you make of this ring? *pulls outu ring*
Roy: What's this?
Ed: I just told you, it's a ring!
Roy: I'm sorry, but I can't accept a gift like this from another man.
Ed: IT'S NOT A GIFT YOU MORON!!!
Hughes: Oh? So you're giving it to a girl? Haha...your'e blossoming early shrimp
Ed: That aint it either, AND DON'T CALL ME A SHRIMP!!!
Roy: It just looks like an ordinary ring to me, why? is there something about it?
Ed: Hmm? Well...nah...no...if you've never seen it before, then forget it.
Hughes: Hmmm...something's fishy around here, and it ain't cod. *GASP* Wait a minute! You're not trying to woo my little girl at such a young age are you?
Ed: Excuuuuuse me?
Hughes: *With a gun* Roy...let's grill this shrimp...I'll get the skewers.
Roy: And I'll provide the flames.
Al: How could you Ed? Trying to win her favour at a young age
Ed: SHUT UP!!!

Whinry: You didn't drink your milk
Ed: gulb
Whinry: Ed
Ed: Forget i hate milk it like drinking vomit
Whinry: Drink it its good for you
Ed: No get that stuff away froim me
Whinry: GRR This is why you are always going to be the size of a bean
ED: A BEAN
Whinry: YAAA, a bean

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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:22 pm

Greed: "Of course, I'm greedy. I want power, women, status, wealth...I want everything in the world!"

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:44 pm

hughes: Lay off, I'm as normal as they come, and this is a contest of freaks.

ed: There are so many idiots whose asses i have to kick! im gonna have to start carrying around a list!

hughes (to roy): ....andfindyourselfagoodwife!
roy: *slams phone down*
riza: easy on the phone colonel...

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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:13 pm

from the manga:
Hughes: Hey Ed! you getting it on with a women in your hospital room?
Ed: -falls off bed- SHES ONLY MY AUTOMAIL MECHANIC!
Hughes: so you suduced your mechanic? not bad midget
Ed: GAH!I SAY IT ONE WAY HE SAYS IT ANOTHER!
Hughes: you'll open your wounds that way
everyone else: -stairs-

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:56 pm

I love dogs! ~ Mustang xd

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