A heterosexual.
Attracted to homosexual females.
Wears a baseball cap to church.
He's a cat person but doesn't own one.
Likes to eat cookie dough.
Has a snake.
Likes to watch the feeder mice in their cage
He doesn't know how to swim.
Is 5 feet 8 inches tall
Has a large stamp collection.
Will go on a shooting rampage in his senior year at high school.
Enjoys going to the arcades.
Kicks a** at House of the Dead
But wouldn't shut up about how bad the movie was.
Wears heavy leather trenchcoats(When the weather's right)
His room is always kept neat and tidy.
Is 20 years old.
Has a strange affection for olive underpants.
Has facial hair that Santa Claus yearns for.