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 Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:35 pm
Live your life until love is found <3
JD: Don't listen to him! He's drunk on cheese!
or love's is gonna get you down. <3
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:10 pm
Elliot: You dont like Cox
Jordan: oh i love Cox
The Todd: *tap tap* Best coversation ever.
Nurse(off screen): This saucage is huge!
The Todd: I am needed elsewhere
(p.s. Sorry for the sp)
Turk(singing): I get to cut you open.I get to cut you open.I get to cut you open.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:06 am
Carla: Fine, you can't live with Elliot, but you're not living with us so get your crap out by Friday.
J.D.: Friday? Friday's my birthday. I've already e-vited everyone to a party at our place.
Carla: Whose place?
J.D.: Your place. Look I can't just un-e-vite everyone. I've got two e-yeses and 24 e-maybes. That's a lot of e-sponses.
Carla: Bambi, I'm gonna put my e-foot up your a**.
J.D.: It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooh!
Turk: I'll be there.
J.D.: Gracias, amigo.
[to Carla]
J.D.: I borrowed one of your dictionaries.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:49 pm
Dr. Casey: JD, you wanna get a beer tonight?
JD: Do chickens wish they can fly?!
Dr. Casey: I have no idea.
JD:...I'd like to think they do...
Dr. Casey: ...So do I.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:06 am
Dr Cox:: "She's mad, but she can't give me the 'silent treatment' because she knows I'd actually love that. So she's giving me the 'talk until I commit suicide treatment.'"
Turk:: "Do you see what you get, Carla?!? Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?!?!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:56 am
Yeah? Well, your breath smells like chimmi changas....
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:26 am
JD: Stupid body! I have to do everything myself!
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:14 am
Wrong... Wrong... Wrong... Wrong,
Wrong... Wrong... Wrong... Wrong,
Wrong... Wrong... Wrong... Wrong,
Wrong... Wrong... Wrong... Wrong,
YA-WRONG........ YA-WRONG........ YA-WRONG........
''Dr Cox doing the chimeing clock thing''
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:17 pm
anonomous angel LOL.NESSY What has two thumbs and doesn't care?
Bob Kelso. What had two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap Bob Kelso. I thought we'd met. What has two thumbs, doesn't give a crap, and a funny accent? Bob Kelso. I added the funny accent thing to keep it fresh.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:10 pm
Carla: So you think it's Ok to kill animals for no real reason??
Janitor: Yeah, *Eats Salad* Hmm, Needs Salt *Pulls out rabbit and shakes salt out of it's ear, Carla looking disgusted* Cracked Black Pepper? *Twists rabbits Head and pepper comes out it's Butt.*
Later On . . .
Janitor: Where's My Bunny?
xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:38 pm
"My mom had a uterus. I lived in it."
"THERE'LL BE BANANA HAMMOCKS EVERYWHERE!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:30 pm
J.D. - *thinking* Just say how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
J.D. - I miss you so much it hurts sometimes..
XD
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