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Okay, this is a general rant, Kohki can back me up on this.

In my room I have a personal pile of s**t that is attempting to pass itself off as a computer. Because there is no way that this thing can call itself a computer. It's like white kids calling themself black, ain't gonna happen. Well, this piece of crap decided today that it doesn't want to work anymore because I unistalled the Sims, due to that program not running. It ran fine BEFORE I unistalled it, but god forbid I do something to help that thing. So, it was taking a full two minutes to even type a letter (mind you my "m", "ctrl" and "shift" keys don't really work anymore, and the "t" is going too), let alone try and open a window or move things to a floppy disk. Yes, a floppy disk. This computer is a Gateway 2000 and has been crashed several times before by my cousin (because it used to be my grandmother's). Mind you, I was wrongfully blamed for this because he can't do anything wrong. And, my grandmother still can't order things online or check her e-mail, do you honestly think she can handle the upkeep of a computer? No. Anyways... as I was saying. So I'm saving what I can on five floppy disks, which is all I have, that is necessary. You know, school reports, things not backed up on the family computer, my porn... Well, that took forever. Then I realized I couldn't remember the prompt to reformt this shitty thing. So I was on the phone with Kohki, who has a computer genious family. Well, even they could not help me reformat this thing. It does not listen to the prompt to do so. format.com and uninstal.exe do not work. Mind you, this is Windows 98 we're talking about here. So now I'm s**t out of luck until I can call my Uncle who might be able to help me, because he did last time. When I got it last time though, it had three sets of the screen up in one window. It was bad. I don't know why I even bother. What I do know is, when I get the money (because there is no way I'm taking this thing to college with me) and I buy a new computer, this one is getting shot. S-H-O-T shot. I am going to put more holes in it than swiss cheese. And then I'm smashing it with a sledge hammer. After that, it can go to the dump purly because burning it or throwing it in the swamp out back is illegal. I will have my revenge. I've invited Kohki to help as well, because he's feeling sympathy pains. This will be a day imortalized for me.

So yes, the ammount of suckage this thing has pwns the suckage of any computer you might have out there. Remember, you can connect to the internet and function normally with your personal computers, it's something to love. Cherish it while you can, before this thing of mine degrades your computers back to their savage state and they crash and burn on you.

Yeah, but I can't gt linux because I can't connect to the internet, nor can I buy software for this. It's not worth the money when I'm jsut going to trash the thing as soon as I have the money.

I'm posting on the family computer, not my piece of s**t. This one's in the kitchen, my piece of s**t is in my bedroom.

I'd have you call my friend Kia's mother. Shes a GENIUS when it comes to computer. She can fix them over the phone and build one in less than a hour lasted timed.

Though your like... across country so that wouldn't really work.

;o; I wish I could help destroy your suckage computer. It would be fun.

You don't have any wall space to mount it on Kohki. lol

But yes, I have no CD burner on it Neon. It's from the year 200. It's outdated. It sucks. And it will die!!!!