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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:09 pm
Joxer walked along the rocky path that cut through an old battle ground. You could still see scars from the war in slashes on scraggly trees, craters in the ground, and the barren land in general. He was getting over it though. Moving on was important! And Joxer wasn't one to dwell. It was onward! To worthy heroics and fair maidens! Or something... he hadn't really seen anyone all day so he was pretty bored. He did some little kicks and hummed an epic theme tune as he pretended to leap from a rock onto an imaginary foe. Unfortunately he tripped over a pebble in his landing and flumped to the ground on his belly, dust rising around him and making his eyes water.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:41 pm
 A soft laugh escaped Jezebel as she watched the energetic male trip and fall as he pretended to fight some ghost that was in front of him. She was currently laying still under a dead tree, and had been paying her silent respects to those who had been lost. Standing up from the dust, she stretched herself out, shook from head to tail in order to get rid of anything clinging to her coat, and then slowly made her way over to the other Wini.
"You took a spill there. Anything broken, or is it just the pride that hurts?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 7:14 pm
Joxer lifted his head and pulled his body up as dirt fell off in clumps. "Ehm, no no. I'm not hurt. A warrior such as myself is constructed of hardy material." He used one clawed paw to brush the remaining dirt from his chest and evaluated this new demon. She was GORGEOUS and intimidating. Two qualities he thoroughly enjoyed in a female.
He stood straight and gave her his sultriest look. "I am Joxer the Mighty, a tried and true veteran of battle. It is an honor to meet such a wonderous lady as yourself." He dipped into a deep bow which caused the tears that had leaked from his eyes at the dust to drip back into his eyes. "Ow! Ow! Ooooooooh that stings!!" He frantically rubbed at his eyes and hopped around for a minute before regaining his composure and smiling winningly at the elder and clearing his throat.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:51 pm
It took Jezebel a bit of conscious effort to not let her laughter escape her as he stated that he was a warrior: he certainly didn't have the coordination of one. Still, even thought he male was smaller than she, he still was pretty quirky to be around. "Joxer the Mighty, that is quite the title. You may call me Jezebel." She smiled slyly at him, walking around him slowly in a sort of sauntering pace and not even hiding the fact that she was measuring the male up. However, as tears and dust went right back into Joxer's eyes and he flailed around, she lost her battle with herself. Holding a hoof up to cover her mouth, she started laughing heartily, unable to contain herself with the comedy show she was getting. "Alright, Joxer the Mighty, tell me of your stories of battle. I am truly intregued."
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:15 pm
Joxer grinned sheepishly at her laughter and then shook his mane with a jerky movement out of his face. Her voice and graceful movements, and especially the way she was staring at him was highly distracting but he could do this. He WAS Joxer the Mighty after all.
"Well fair and majestic and.... erm.... sparkling Jezebel! Let me regale you with some of my many battles!" He crouched down in a covert position and began creeping about in the dust around her hooves. Oh, such shiny hooves! he thought to himself. Focus, Joxer!
"In the heat of the war, I forged through. I used my masculine prowess to sneak up on the enemies and...." He suddenly leaped into the air and performed a wobbly somersault. "ATTACK!" He landed on top of a large rock, panting slightly, but very proud of himself for sticking the landing. Though he was precariously balanced on only two paws.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:38 pm
Einna Firekeeper OOC:: Just curious, are those markings or pieces of armor/some other decoration? Jezebel did her best to keep a straight face, not falling for this act even for a moment. She watched him crouch, his belly to the dust as he crept about. She was so lucky to have found such entertainment today! As he landed, Jezzy wondered just how stable he actually was. His somersault wasn't the most graceful thing in the world, and frankly, it was a miracle that he'd landed it. Flicking her tail, she walked over to the rock Joxer had jumped up on, looking up at him. "So tell me, how many foes did you vanquish?" She couldn't keep the laughter from her voice, and a soft chuckle escaped her after the question.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:33 pm
Kira of Flames {{They are actually part of his physiology. His dad is a kappa wini - from Asian myth - and has a turtle shell, so the genetics passed down as armored plate kinda things xD}} Joxer wobbled on his two paws as he looked down at Jezebel and grinned. Clearly she was enjoying his heroic tales because she kept laughing. Yay him! "Oh, hundreds of foes! Nay! Thousands! Thousands upon thousands! No one could defeat the mighty Joxeeeeeewoah!" He had been using his front paws to gesture grandly which was probably a bad idea because he felt his back claws losing their tenuous grip on the rock.
"Woaaaaaah! Woah woah woah woah woah!" He back pedaled in the air to try and keep his balance but began sliding anyway. Sliding straight down and towards the larger female standing below him.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:12 am
Einna Firekeeper ((Omg that is so cool! I kinda want to see him with the nickname of "Armadillo" now...)) As the male quickly showed signs of losing his balance, flailing and back pedaling to the tune of no success, Jezebel felt the muscles in her legs suddenly tense. When Joxer didn't regain himself and came sliding down, she easily leaped to a safe distance, then turned to see if he was still alive. "Are you alright? It'd be a shame if a tumble where to end the story of Joxer the Mighty." She took a few steps back towards him and coughed as she inhaled some dust. She was a smidge concerned that he was genuinely hurt after his rapid decent,
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:55 pm
Kira of Flames Haha, that would be a fun nickname xD Joxer picked himself back up for the second time that day (okay really more like the fifth but she hadn't seen those other three so they didn't count). He shook his head and dust flew off his mane. "Oh yes, of course I'm fine. Minor scratches and bruises can't hurt a mighty warrior. I've mastered the tuck and roll."
He took a step backward to begin and demonstrate his tuck and roll technique and stumbled. "My paw oooooof, my paw!" He held up his front left paw and shook it slightly. There was a small trickle of blood where a cut from some rock or something had sliced the padding. "Is that... is that blood?" He suddenly felt woozy.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 6:23 pm
Einna Firekeeper Hahaha, I forsee him getting a new nickname then! Another soft chuckle escaped Jezebel as the male attempted to appear more tough by brushing off the fall. She took a couple more steps towards him, then trotted the rest of the way when he mentioned blood. It wasn't the blood that concerned her, but the fact that he suddenly looked sick in the face. She moved so that her larger body was there for him to lean on. "Careful now, a mighty warrior should look for a place to rest before they take inventory of their injuries. Find us a place to sit for a bit, my hooves are feeling tired as it is." Her goal was to distract him from the blood, since that seemed to be the trigger. She couldn't do anything if he fainted while standing, but if he was at least safely resting somewhere she could deal with matters herself.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:34 pm
Joxer gratefully leaned his smaller frame against her larger one, her long mane tickling his ears. "Ah, yes, yes. Even mighty warriors and strong maidens such as yourself should take time to recuperate and be ready for the next battle." He actively tried to not look at the small red drops oozing from the cut on his paw as he limped into a more comfortable position.
"There is a nice cluster of dead wood a bit ahead that we could retire on if the lady wishes." He looked up at her from under his messy bangs. "You know, I have definitely seen my fair share of blood. This is just... um... a fluke. I'm just hungry. Low blood sugar and all you know. Speaking of sugar do you like candy? I love candy. I really love skittles. Have you had skittles?" He knew he was rambling but it helped keep his mind off the blood. Ech... blood.... he felt dizzy again and leaned harder against Jezebel.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:23 am
Jezebel looked down at him as she felt his form solidly leaned against him. She could see the cut, and although it was bleeding a bit it certainly wasn't a big wound. More like a scraped knee or something. Carefully, she guided him over to the dead wood that Joxer had pointed out. "It's not shameful to be afraid of things, you know. Everyone fears something at some point in their lives." She didn't acknowledge his attempts to cover up his obvious discomfort of blood. Instead, as she helped him settle, she changed to topic completely. "Tell me about your plates. They're very unique"
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:35 am
Joxer looked up at her contemplatively as he settled onto a low log of wood. He was a warrior and warriors aren't supposed to be scared of things. He would have to think on that more.
He held up a front paw and looked at his red and gold plates. "Oh, um yeah. They are basically my armor and protect me in battle. It's how I know I was born to be a warrior." He smiled winningly at her and then chuckled sheepishly. "I mean... I don't know. Maybe I'm not the best warrior ever... but my sister says I try really hard and that's what counts so..." He shrugs and taps his plates with one claw to make a small clinking sound. "These are pretty cool though. I guess I got them from my dad. He has a hard shell. But these are way better armor because they move with me when I move! Great for battle evasion tactics! Wanna see?" He jumped up off the wood, the cut on his paw all but forgotten, and started rolling around in the dirt as if avoiding enemies, causing puffs of dust to rise in the air.
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