SOLUS & GALMECH
Day 2, 00:15The only sounds coming from the column were the whine of the space marines’ servos, the tread of their boots, and the stereo retching of the crewmen within the last tank. One of these things was louder than the others.
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BLARFFGH!” went the tank commander as he applied a fresh coat of puce and bile over the hull. He took a few glutinous snorts before repeating the gesture, dry heaving, and then getting something closely approximating control over his now-empty stomach.
Aside from a pressing need for cleansing oils and holy unguents to wash away the defilement, the last tank was fit-enough to carry on. The only other things wrong with it were the crewmen, who slowly but steadily regained control of their senses.
The commander started saying, “Throne be pr-” before seeing the looming silhouette of the Devastator standing over him. Even for a man used to driving tanks, a space marine was an awe-inspiring sight. The Terminator’s presence, a figure of transhuman and ceramite that nearly matched his tank’s weight, didn’t help things.
“Ready to move out, sir,” the commander said.
And, shortly thereafter, they did just that. With the noise raised by the attack and their position revealed, the survivors were understandably a little antsy about remaining there and being set upon by more orks. Thankfully, the orks had something else to occupy them that night.
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
Day 2, 05:22Welp.
Sunrise.
Big Mek Wazzguta rubbed the sleep from its eyes. Some kind of ruckus had gone down in the night, the sound of it filtering from the Imperial camp off in the distance. In the middle of an ork camp, not exactly known for its noise discipline, that was pretty impressive.
The ork heaved itself to its feet, reached over and bit the head off of a snotling, and ambled out of his hovel and toward the scrap metal shack that it called its workplace. Headless corpse in one hand and a mangled wrench in the other, the beast pushed in through the opening. Along the way, it ignored the press of activity all around it. Orks and grots were going places. Probably to take advantage of whatever the Mork happened last night while it was trying to get some shut eye.
Once inside, it looked upon its machine. It was as massive as a Predator tank and, even deactivated, electricity crackled from numerous protuberances sticking out of every square foot. Commissioned by the Boss, the device was what Wazzguta liked to call a “Mass Invasion Teleporter”. When it was feeling classy, anyway. Through a mouth too small for the dozens and dozens of big and pointy teef cramming it full to bursting, the best it could call it was Der Big Flashything. For when you want to deposit an army somewhere in a hurry and don’t mind losing half the boyz in the process or being off the mark by a league. Or, you know, arriving three hours ahead of time, because the Warp and space-time share a tumultuous-yet-passionate relationship that leaves everybody feeling dirty afterward.
And it was nearing completion.
Wazzguta muched off the snotling’s torso and hit a slab-like flank of the machine with its wrench. That screw was looking loose. Hit it with a wrench. The ozone meter was high. Hit it with a wrench. The wire was sparking. Hit it with a wrench. The polarity was reversed.
Hit it with a zogging wrench.whirrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWell.
That shouldn’t be happening.
Wazzguta was at a loss for words. That didn’t stop the ork from spewing out a most undignified string of profanity imaginable. The machine was building up power, and lightning crackled all along the flanks with an intensity capable of flashing a small child to vapor in a heartbeat. Soon, it had enough power to leave a full-grown ork as nothing more than a steaming, greasy smear on the wall of the hut.
Wazzguta pulled the plug. Wazguta yanked the levers on the control panel so hard toward “Off” that they broke in its hands. The ork tore through the wiring in hopes of destroying the delicate machanisms within. Nothing. Nothing stopped the machine’s buildup to activation. The ork tore off a panel to get to the heart of the machine and stop it at the source.
That was when the ork saw it.
Deep within the machine, something dull red and gunmetal grey moved. Its eye flickered green, and a shower of sparks erupted from its mandibles. The thing took one look at the ork, chirped, and blinkered away.
“What in der name of Gor-”
WEST TOWER
Day 2, 05:29The Reclusiarch, Chaplain Mendoza of the Crimson Fists, was clearing his head. He was literally made for the constant buzz of activity that came from warmaking, but even he needed to get a breath of fresh air every now and then. It wasn’t easy getting a Celestian, half-dozen colonels, brigadier-general, High Magos, and Very Loud Beaurocrat Of Uncertain Profession and Gender With An Embarrassing Surname to get along with each other. Sometimes, he thought that the orks might be onto something, what with their tendency for the biggest and meanest to beat the smaller ones over the head until they fell in line. It had its merits.
But, that was off the topic.
The Crimson Fist had managed to secure himself five minutes’ peace to breathe and eat a ration pack atop the West Tower. It was the first opportunity that he’d had to do so since making planetfall, and he wanted to make the most of it. The orks hadn’t made a move during the night, at least, and there was little sign of activity in their camp. With luck, that meant that his minutes could be spent in peace and qui-
First, there was a flash of light.
Second, there was a storm of metal, dirt, and shredded bodies.
Third, there was smoke.
Fourth, there was a sound like the world ending.
When the dust settled, there was a half-mile-wide crater in the middle of the ork camp, as though some titanic earthmover had descended from on high and removed a perfect hemisphere of the camp from the ground. Everything for another half-mile out from the crater’s rim looked like it had been bowled over by a hurricane-force wind. Buildings, tanks, half-finished gargants...
“¡Madre de Emperador!” the chaplain exhaled, disbelieving of his senses. But, if they were to be believed, then something had just gone terribly wrong for the orks. It hadn’t destroyed half, nor even a quarter, of the camp, but it was damned impressive to look at anyway.
The shouts and bedlam throughout the camp and the yammering of the
aides-de-camp and commanders inside the tower told him that his break was over.
END PART ONE
ANNOUNCEMENT