So this horse, Argo.
He carries me all across the forbidden lands. No big deal, horses can do that.
He gets trampled by a thirty foot tall bull made of stone. No problem.
Finds himself in the path of my arrow. Not a scratch.
Gets on the wrong side of a twenty foot tall stone chicken. Taught it the pecking order.
Outran a giant sand snake so that I could shoot it in the eye from in front of it, and in the process got tackled at least one. Stood right back up.
Outran a giant flying tapeworm oft' getting slapped around by its wings. Kept on running thereafter.
Fell into a river with an entire stone bridge falling on top of it after successfully throwing me to safety.
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Well, he ends up with a broken ******** BAMF.
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