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 Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:42 pm
MaeFire death on dark wings MaeFire 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? .with a turkey baster :V 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Whatever fattens em up > smile 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) dinner. *grin* 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Biggus Dinnerus. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No...Would you have good depth perception with no head,on a plate, in the oven? 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? Depends where you left the head :X 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? A time when the slaughter of turkeys is less than average. 8 ) Can any turkey fly? I have a catapult that says yes. hehe 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? String. I generally use it to avoid being pecked at xD 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? small dinner, or pot pie. 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas?To avoid instant roasted turkey from jet planes, and to keep their little ears in on piece. 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Sure they can. At least until the deep fryer portion of their lifespan 13 ) What did Benjamin franklin say about the turkey? he said it was the most delicious bird he had ever said Gobble Gobble to. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? I would say that they'd be fatter when they are older, sooo :3 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? We all know that a barely legal hen tastes best! (don't kill meee! x3) 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry?Most of the world that celebrates Thanksgiving :V 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? More with the vision questions. How many times must the deep fryer be mentioned? razz 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? None, after I finish stuffing them biggrin 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? in my fridge, for 24 hours after I marinate them 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Amurrica I know I forfeit my chances on winning here, but...by god this was worth the jokes. x3 8 points OH my god mae >.< tee hee.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:36 pm
death on dark wings MaeFire death on dark wings MaeFire 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? .with a turkey baster :V 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Whatever fattens em up > smile 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) dinner. *grin* 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Biggus Dinnerus. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No...Would you have good depth perception with no head,on a plate, in the oven? 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? Depends where you left the head :X 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? A time when the slaughter of turkeys is less than average. 8 ) Can any turkey fly? I have a catapult that says yes. hehe 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? String. I generally use it to avoid being pecked at xD 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? small dinner, or pot pie. 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas?To avoid instant roasted turkey from jet planes, and to keep their little ears in on piece. 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Sure they can. At least until the deep fryer portion of their lifespan 13 ) What did Benjamin franklin say about the turkey? he said it was the most delicious bird he had ever said Gobble Gobble to. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? I would say that they'd be fatter when they are older, sooo :3 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? We all know that a barely legal hen tastes best! (don't kill meee! x3) 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry?Most of the world that celebrates Thanksgiving :V 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? More with the vision questions. How many times must the deep fryer be mentioned? razz 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? None, after I finish stuffing them biggrin 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? in my fridge, for 24 hours after I marinate them 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Amurrica I know I forfeit my chances on winning here, but...by god this was worth the jokes. x3 8 points OH my god mae >.< tee hee. That was the highlight of mah day x.x Tee hee... i like to make people laugh
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:38 pm
Chrome Prince MaeFire death on dark wings MaeFire 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? .with a turkey baster :V 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Whatever fattens em up > smile 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) dinner. *grin* 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Biggus Dinnerus. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No...Would you have good depth perception with no head,on a plate, in the oven? 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? Depends where you left the head :X 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? A time when the slaughter of turkeys is less than average. 8 ) Can any turkey fly? I have a catapult that says yes. hehe 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? String. I generally use it to avoid being pecked at xD 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? small dinner, or pot pie. 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas?To avoid instant roasted turkey from jet planes, and to keep their little ears in on piece. 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Sure they can. At least until the deep fryer portion of their lifespan 13 ) What did Benjamin franklin say about the turkey? he said it was the most delicious bird he had ever said Gobble Gobble to. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? I would say that they'd be fatter when they are older, sooo :3 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? We all know that a barely legal hen tastes best! (don't kill meee! x3) 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry?Most of the world that celebrates Thanksgiving :V 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? More with the vision questions. How many times must the deep fryer be mentioned? razz 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? None, after I finish stuffing them biggrin 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? in my fridge, for 24 hours after I marinate them 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Amurrica I know I forfeit my chances on winning here, but...by god this was worth the jokes. x3 8 points OH my god mae >.< tee hee. You could, but I don't think I'd win through humor, lol ^^
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:27 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:42 am
answer key of the turkey queen Queen Turkey 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? by workers, they are too fat to do it naturally. 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? egg shells or oyster shells (calcium) 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) tom 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Meleagris gallopavo. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? A turkeys eyes are located on opposite sides of its head this limits its depth perception 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? one mile 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? June 8 ) Can any turkey fly? yes 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? Snood 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? a jake 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas? the sound gives turkeys heart attacks, and kills them 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? yes 13 ) What did Benjamin franklin say about the turkey? he called it a bird of courage, that would attack redcoats 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? the old ones 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? the young ones 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry? 20,000-25000 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? almost 100 yards away 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? they click 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? in trees 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Israel
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:45 am
alphodile will send you your prizes
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:55 am
death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? Artificially... sad 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Calcium, we'd have given them baked egg shells. 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) Tom 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Not a clue. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No because they're eyes are too far apart. 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? 25 metres? 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? November? 8 ) Can any turkey fly? Yes. 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? Wattel 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? Jake 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas? Stampedes? 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Yeah smile 13 ) What did Benjamin Franklin say about the turkey? Something about how it should have been the emblem of the US instead of the Eagle. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? Young? 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? Young I'd assume again. 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry? 450,000 people! 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? 20 feet? 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? A clucking sound like a hen. 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? Trees? 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Well... I'm sure it should be america but I remember reading something somewhere about Israel. 10 points ! Not bad for guessing most razz Not at all x.x But you got one right that most people do nah x.x Which one? 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:34 pm
Lady-Sanctuary death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? Artificially... sad 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Calcium, we'd have given them baked egg shells. 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) Tom 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Not a clue. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No because they're eyes are too far apart. 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? 25 metres? 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? November? 8 ) Can any turkey fly? Yes. 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? Wattel 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? Jake 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas? Stampedes? 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Yeah smile 13 ) What did Benjamin Franklin say about the turkey? Something about how it should have been the emblem of the US instead of the Eagle. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? Young? 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? Young I'd assume again. 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry? 450,000 people! 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? 20 feet? 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? A clucking sound like a hen. 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? Trees? 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Well... I'm sure it should be america but I remember reading something somewhere about Israel. 10 points ! Not bad for guessing most razz Not at all x.x But you got one right that most people do nah x.x Which one? 3nodding Israel eats the most turkey x.x they eat like 26 turkeys a year per person x.x
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:51 am
death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary death on dark wings Lady-Sanctuary 1 ) How are commercial turkeys impregnated? Artificially... sad 2 ) What do you feed a turkey laying soft eggs? Calcium, we'd have given them baked egg shells. 3 ) What is a male turkey called?(not gobbler) Tom 4 ) What is the scientific name of the turkey? Not a clue. 5 ) Do turkeys have good depth perception? Why? No because they're eyes are too far apart. 6 ) How far away can a turkey hear a sound from? 25 metres? 7 ) What is national turkey lovers month? November? 8 ) Can any turkey fly? Yes. 9 ) What is the flap over a turkey's beak called? Wattel 10 ) What is a young male turkey called? Jake 11 ) When the air force runs tests on breaking the sound barrier, why do they have to avoid turkey populated areas? Stampedes? 12 ) Can turkeys see in color? Yeah smile 13 ) What did Benjamin Franklin say about the turkey? Something about how it should have been the emblem of the US instead of the Eagle. 14 ) Which tastes better Old male turkeys, or young male turkeys? Young? 15 ) Which tastes better? Old hens, or young ones? Young I'd assume again. 16 ) How many people are employed in the turkey industry? 450,000 people! 17 ) How far away can turkeys see movement? 20 feet? 18 ) What sound do female turkeys make? A clucking sound like a hen. 19 ) Where do wild turkeys sleep? Trees? 20 ) Which country eats the most turkey? Well... I'm sure it should be america but I remember reading something somewhere about Israel. 10 points ! Not bad for guessing most razz Not at all x.x But you got one right that most people do nah x.x Which one? 3nodding Israel eats the most turkey x.x they eat like 26 turkeys a year per person x.x Mwahaha! I are genius!
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