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LovetoCauseMayhem Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:43 pm
Granted, but then you actually die in Skyrim.
I wish the moon was made of cheese.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 7:34 pm
Granted, but then space stations get invaded with mice trying to get the cheese.
I wish I had one perfect day.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:29 am
Granted, but then, sadly, your next day is entirely ruined by a butterfly with rabies.
I wish I had telekinesis. and chocolate. so much chocolate.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:16 am
Granted, but you can only control chocolate with your telekenisus. Too bad you end up quite obese as the outcome.
I wish I had a boyfriend
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:55 pm
Granted, but your boyfriend is downright rude, abusive, and ugly.
I wish I could eat junk food without gaining weight.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:15 pm
Granted, but that doesn't get rid of any of the other health complications that come with eating junk food, so eventually you die of a heart attack at age 27.
I wish the world was square.
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SilentShadowDreamer Vice Captain
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