So apparently I am horrible at taking photos of myself. But everyone else is even worse, so take one of myself I did.
I know you're all just dying to know what I really look like, as of now. This pic was taken about a month ago, so yeah, I pretty much look like this. If beliefs (from the idea I actually have blue hair to that I am secretly an alien, whatever) are shattered because of this photo, I'm sorry in advance.
Also, yes the mirror is gross. It is permadirt-ed, and no cleaner seems to get that s**t off.
My photo here.