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 Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:59 am
If you want to get to the point of this contest, read the big bold red words below, you lazy whippersnappers. If you don't mind taking a precious minute from your precious life to maybe laugh a little, read past the big bold red words. Thank you. God bless. Piss off...But please don't haha.
Come up with a name for my Christmas themed serial killer. Limit three names per contestant and no profanity laden names, please. Here are some examples: The Khristmas Killer, Satan's Little Helper... Prize is 25k and the use of the name in my movie. Deadline is the 25th. Get to it. Now.
Hello there!
Guild mod ERROR here, and do I have a funderful (c wat I did thar? I combined fun and wonderful to make funderful! ...Neat eh? Eh eh? ...Just f***ing go with it) oppurtunity for you! ...Wait, do I? ...Umm...
I forgots itOHWAIT now I remembers it!
As some of you may know, I make shiddy movies to post on the yootoobz. Well, I got a new idea for a movie about a Christmas themed serial killer who, you'll never guess...Kills people (Did you guess that? If so, consider yourself banned mrgreen )
But...I have a dilemma. confused
I don't know what to name my Christmas themed serial killer! Oh nooo! gonk gonk gonk
BUT HALT! Hammerzeit!
That's were you lucky pawns contestants come into play!
I'm going to leave the naming of my Christmas themed serial killer up to YOU! That's right, YOU! ...YOU! Bleh!
Now, I know what you're thinking: "So, like, wait...Umm, like, so, you want us to name your, umm, Christmas dude for you? Like, umm, what's in it for me?"
Well don't you worry you greedy capitalist stoner pig, there will be a prize for the person I pick with the winning name.
Not only will the winner have their winning name used in the movie (As if that weren't obvious. Please, your slowness is killing me. Try to keep up), but the winner will also recieve the chump change grand amount of 25k! That's right! TWENTY FIVE MOTHER FUC*ING K
Now that I definitely got your short attention spans, let the contest begins!
But before you go posting stupid shi* like the retard uninformed person you are, please first skim (Cause God knows it's asking too much to actually read) through the contest rules below:
1. Don't talk about Fight Club.
2. Don't talk about Fight Club.
3. Limit three names per contestant.
4. No profanity use in the names, you little bastards.
5. There is no rule 5. I just made you waste a few seconds of your time. HA!
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The deadline is when I freakin' say so. (Dec. 25th)
Alrighty then. Now that I have said everything that needed to be said, you can begin!
ROUND 1 - FIGHT!
Here are some examples to get you started:
The Khristmas Killer
Satan's Little Helper
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:09 pm
(Sense I don't know if it's a boy or a girl...)
1.Very bloody merry
2.Killer Clause
3.Santa killers apprentice
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:24 pm
1. Super Mega Cereal Man
2. Creeper Mc. Creeperson.
3. Steve. Because everyone knows that Steve is a villains name.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:36 pm
1. Sandy Claws (Just because I wanted to put that there.)
2. Christmas Treat
3. Merry Strangle
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:09 pm
1: Cyborg Pirate Ninja Rudolph! "Oh, I'll have a merry Christmas, all right." "See who's playing raindeer games NOW!"
2: The Manger Mangler
3: The Jolly Red Elf
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:19 pm
1. Santa's Slay
2. Mister Kringle
3. -too be filled when I get an idea-
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:33 pm
1.) Rudolf the Red-Nosed Slasher
2.) Ebenezer Scourge
3.) Amanda. Isn't she pretty?
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:40 pm
Firstly, the movie should be called "Yule Die Soon". XDDDD Get it...?
Ahem... Excuse the horrible jokes. ^^U
1. The Fruitcaker (Because fruitcake is scary, in itself... XD)
2. Jolly Molly (If it's a girl...)
3. The Mistletoe Strangler (Sounds like a romantic death~)
... I know that they're all awful, yet this is more for fun than all else. ^^U
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:13 pm
Seven contestants is seven more than I expected to get haha. And I must admit, I had a laugh reading everyone's joke submissions, so, thanks. =D
Here are the results:
In 3rd place, for a prize of 10k, is Pajamas Sway with Mister Kringle.
In 2nd place, for a prize of 15k, is Cinkel Anon with Merry Strangle.
And finally, in 1st place, with a prize of 25k and the use of the name in my movie is...Uriel Ledon with Ebenezer Scourge. Congratulations!
Thank you everyone for participating. I hope everyone had a very bloody merry Christmas haha.
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