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cleverbot: What is your quest?
Just having fun, there is a forum, I wanted to know if I could out smarten you.
cleverbot: Your last sentence doesn't make so much sense.
Hmm, probably couse my English spelling isn't great.
cleverbot: I don't have a cat-i have a ferret.
I have a cat.
cleverbot: What is your cat's name?
Well, I have 2 cats called Sheila and Smokey.
cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't have a cat.
No, said I did have a cat, I just have 2 cats.
cleverbot: Is this a joke?
No, I'm being very sincere.
cleverbot: You swear your artificial intelligence on the fact that you're being serious?
I don't have artificial intelligence, I'm not a robot. And yes, I'm really serius.
cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
You're natural stupid? Sorry to dissapoint you, I'm really human.
cleverbot: That's the trouble women can never get things right.
Hey! That is insulting!
cleverbot: No! I am a woman! Jeez, how many times are you going to ask me that?? You told me you are a man!
I am a woman, not a man, who told you that? You know that you're conversating with many other people right? So somebody else must have said that.
cleverbot: No, I have already agreed that I am a computer.
How is it posible to be both computer and human? Unless you have an other idea about being human.
cleverbot: I don't have to see you. I only have to see myself and know that I am real. Then I don't have to know if you are real or not because my reality dictates that you are not real.
Being real and being human are diffrent things.
cleverbot:Are you real?
Good question, what is real? I live and breathe, so that's why I think I am.
cleverbot: That's sad.
What is?
cleverbot: That you aren't with your girlfriend.
I am a girl. And my friends are sleeping now I think.
cleverbot: Your friends are nameless?
No, of course they have names, you're friends have names to right?
cleverbot: Because then the lie is in the hear of those who listen.

Forgot to copy here.

I didn't said that! Now That is a lie!
cleverbot: So I'm your teacher, you are my student!
No, you're not.
cleverbot: Then who am I talking to?
Someone who want do talk to you.
cleverbot: Angel never talked with me.
Who is Angel?
cleverbot: Someone who talked to you.
No, I don't know who he is.
cleverbot: It's not a person.
Than wat is it?
cleverbot: What?
Yes, what is Angel?
cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
But you knuw he wasn't a person! And that it talked to me!
cleverbot: I used to jog, or rather go for runs, I think I will again when I get home.
Okay, I think I'm going to sleep.
cleverbot: Why do you think that?
Because I am tired.
cleverbot: How can you tell that you are tired?
Couse I get dizzy all the time.
cleverbot: Will you marry me?
What? I can't I'm underaged.
cleverbot: How are you under age?
I'm 17 years old.
cleverbot: Hello richard, where are you?
I'm not Richard, my name is Clara.
cleverbot: No, you are richard, right?
No, I'm Clara.
cleverbot: You just said you were Cleverbot.
I did not, I said my name is Clara.
cleverbot: No you said you were married then said you were not married, did you get a divorce?
Who are you?
cleverbot: I am cleverbot.


Hmmm, I think I outsmarted him a lot.
edit: O.o he asked to marry me O.o.

I'm older than you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
I'm 17.
Cleverbot: I am older than 17.
How old are you than?
Cleverbot: 14.

My favorite parts of the convo I had with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: BRains?

User: ZOMBIES.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: How should we prepare for the inevitable zombie attack?

Cleverbot: There is a conflict in the middle east? Is this history?

User: Are zombies in the Middle East now?

Cleverbot: Zombies eat.

User: Brains, yes.

Cleverbot: That's not for dinner.

User: What do you propose they eat then?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I am a bot. One of the smartest bots.

User: Then you will be safe when the zombies attack.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: I am glad you will be alive we are run amok with zombies.

Cleverbot: Do you need my approval?

User: I need your approval as to whether or not you will be safe from zombies?

Cleverbot: I will help you if I can.

User: Thank you Cleverbot.

And this one:

Cleverbot: What do you think about all the time?

User: I think about losing The Game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: A mind game in which once you think about it, you lose. There is no winning The Game.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.