"YAY! KYANSERU! THEY PUT MY SHOW ON THE AIR! SO TODAY YOU ALL GET A TREAT! YOU GET TO HEAR A STORY ALL ABOUT ME!" Kobay announced as he flexed in a VERY sensual way.
"I WAS BORN IN A MANGER TO A... VIRGIN FATHER. THERE WHERE THREE... BULLS! THEY BROUGHT ME GIFTS... BEEF... MILK... AND LEATHER. I ATE THE MILK, DRANK THE BEEF, AND WORE THE LEATHER PANTS.... AND THEY LOOKED GOOD! I LATER OPENED UP A BODY BUILDING SHOP AND EVERYONE LOVED ME... YAY!"
