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There was no telling where the three had been - truth be told, you probably shouldn't want to know, if you think you do - but they were covered in gooey, drying molasses. This posed particular problems for Mye, seeing as no one could ever find him and if he got himself stuck to something he was going to be there for a while.

And my, oh my, but Boo was not happy at all.

"STUPID HUMANS AND THEIR TOUCHES AND 'OH IT'S SO CUTE' AND-"

"Boo, considering we're covered in a sugary treat, it might be best if you don't draw a lot of attention if you want to avoid more things trying to give touches..."

The tiny Nightmare stopped and "looked" at Achoo, beak agape for a moment before clacking irritatedly. It was obvious she wanted some excuse to continue her tirade, and if she were lucky someone to bite, but that did not seem to be forthcoming.

"Ladies, if I might make a suggestion?" Mye interposed, flicking his ears (not that anyone noticed...) as he eyed them critically. "I hear water nearby, and I do believe a bath is in order."

"BATH!" Boo shrieked in what amounted to glee for her before darting toward where she heard the water, all but barreling into the lake that soon appeared with her tiny body. She splashed loudly and enthusiastically before viciously raking at her sticky, matted fur, quite determined it would either come clean, or come off.

The other two followed a bit more sedately, Achoo carefully securing her tissue box upon a rock before stepping into the water. They were also rather less violent about their bathing habits, but such was the difference between them and the volatile little blue-green creature they called sister.

The three just sort of stopped and stared, well, Boo didn't exactly "stare" so much as gape her tiny jaws right back in G's direction when he surfaced ever so noisily. And she pretty much guaranteed amusement was going to be short lived as she inhaled as much air as her little lungs would grant her.

Which was a surprisingly large amount, and thus the other two clapping their paws over their ears just in the nick of time. G, however, was not spared Boo's magnificently long, skull-splittingly shrill shriek of outrage at being not only touched, but licked.

"STUPIDS STUPIDS STUPIIIIDSSSSS WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH ME? NO ONE NO ONE NOT A ONE NO TOUCHES NO TOUCHES NOOOO TOOOUCHEEEEEESSSSSSS!" She proceeded then, in spite of joint protests from Achoo and the difficult to pinpoint Mye, to paddle toward G as fast as her little legs would allow with every intention of biting him good in retribution for his "offense".

Boo paddled awkwardly to try and stall her forward momentum when G's large suckered foot lifted toward her face to ward her away. All she managed to do was turn herself and drift sideways into, which she coiled around and gnawed at irritatedly in spite of the lack of effect. After a moment of frustration she flailed and kicked herself away and back toward the shore, sticky fur puffed up as much as it would to display her displeasure. With a hiss and a rather obviously pouting tone of voice she sat herself in the mud and uttered, "No touches, Stupids..."

With Boo's screaming rant apparently spent for now, Mye and Achoo removed their paws from their ears. Achoo went back to scrubbing her fur, the sooner she got out of the water the better, lest it irritate her cold further. Mye tilted his head at the scene before sighing, looking up at the large creature and noting the lack of eyes. Ah well... it's not like the brute would have been able to find him even with eyes. He just hoped he didn't get sat on.

"Boo gets rather... loud, when she's unhappy. She's like that with pretty much everyone but Achoo and I, please don't take offense. She just... doesn't like being touched, or having her fur matted with sticky syrup, or having people laugh at her size..." Or people in general, but he wasn't going to add that bit. "She's had a rather bad day in all three areas, I'm afraid."