EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
The Twilight Series
Ka-da, boom.
And that children, is how vampires died.
The Twilight series is a faggotry, retarded thing that nobody should ever care about. Vampires can sparkle, be vegetarians, and can't turn into bats. Bull. s**t.
The main character is Bella, a 17 year-old who just moved to the most boring place in the most boring place. She soon meets Edward, who reveals that he is a vampire and apparently, a vegetarian. After half of the shitty book, he then reveals that vampires sparkle in the book.
And how do you avoid this evil book series? By burning the book and exorcising your house. Also, wash your hands with holy water. I made this guide really short because I hate this series, and wish Meyers would die before another book of hers was made.
The Twilight Series
Ka-da, boom.
And that children, is how vampires died.
The Twilight series is a faggotry, retarded thing that nobody should ever care about. Vampires can sparkle, be vegetarians, and can't turn into bats. Bull. s**t.
The main character is Bella, a 17 year-old who just moved to the most boring place in the most boring place. She soon meets Edward, who reveals that he is a vampire and apparently, a vegetarian. After half of the shitty book, he then reveals that vampires sparkle in the book.
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Twilight had vampires? All I saw was a bunch of sparkling faggots.
And how do you avoid this evil book series? By burning the book and exorcising your house. Also, wash your hands with holy water. I made this guide really short because I hate this series, and wish Meyers would die before another book of hers was made.
