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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:14 pm


You're too fat.
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:19 pm


I always wondered why I couldn't dance with her,
When she said she wanted to dance,
My arms wouldn't fit around her...
Try as I might,
And then her dress broke, and the fat rolls flowed like a tidal wave,
Damn I feel sorry for the person who managed to dance with her. They died by suffocation that night

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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:36 am


ninja hmmmmmm? I thought i looked a little round.
PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:27 pm


Angel Mechanholy
ninja hmmmmmm? I thought i looked a little round.

Here we can fix that. *preforms liposuction with a fork and vacuum cleaner*

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