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 Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:00 pm
"My Pie Lord...what shall you feast on today?" the young Apple Pie Servant asked his master.
"I want a tomato. But I want a tomato from the land of Aquious. I hear they grow ripe there." said the great Blueberry Pie King.
" You can't be serious my sire." said the Apple Pie in shock, " Our relationship with Aquious is quite unstable."
"YOU CUR!" The Blueberry King bellowed. "I demand Tomatos ASAP!."
The Apple Pie fell on his pie plate and struggled to get up. After 2minutes of wababling he was assisted by two Pecan Pie Guards.
"I now leave the task to you Apple Pie. Take thy sword and take a journey to Aquious!" said the The Blueberry Pie King.
"But sir... I can not handle such a high caliber sword. I am a simple Apple Pie, I am not worthy." said the Apple Pie as he shivered.
"Very well then take warriors with you as you journey. I expect my Tomato in a week. I don't care about your situation."
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Apple Pie went to his quarter's and swung the sword around hoping he could swiftly learn the blade. The next morning he woke up and left the Great Pie Kingdom. He hoped he would find warriors as he traveled. Espically tall one's since tomatoes tend to be in high places.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:31 am
Sailor Spoof, one of the world renowned Taco Sailors, could be found trying her hand at the stilts. She wobbled occasionally, but thought she was getting it down pretty well. What she didn't notice is that she was wobbling her way into Pie Land, ruled by a man governed by his own cravings. It was said he sent his Pie minions out to pillage the strangest things from neighboring lands; she and her fellow Taco Sailors were relieved to hear that the Pie Lord didn't like tacos, therefore their princess was safe.
However, I digress; Sailor Spoof wobbled down the road, slowly getting better at her chosen skill, when she tripped over the border; literally. She landed with a loud thump right in front of one of the citizens of Pie Country.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:31 am
"DEAR GOD IT TIS A TACO!" screamed the Pie Citizen. It created quite an uproar and word traveled quickly about the fallen taco.
Apple Pie came up to the taco after pushing through the pie crust, claiming he was working for the Blueberry King.
Taco I demand you pick yourself up, nobody likes dirty food!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:51 am
Oblivious to the uproar she had caused, Spoof slowly picked herself up from among the fallen poles she had been using for transport purposes. When the Apple Pie came upon the scene, she briefly considered the fact that she should never let Sailor Faith come to pie country, the masacre would never end, before the words of Apple Pie registered. Thus, Taco Sailor Spoof picked herself off of the ground, glad no one had had the indecency to step on her.
"Greetings Pie Citizen, what brings you past the Pie Crust and close to our side of the Taco Shell?"
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