Humoresque
I want to die in a lobster knife fight.
Because words won't be able to express the awesomeness of my death that way.
And then they can have a rock concert at my funeral.
Dude, that's rad. You'd leave a legacy.
I'd probably like to die from getting a toy car stuck in my butt. I'd get an awful infection because I would not take it out, or go to the bathroom. Then, when I die from infection in my rectum and all, I know it will be worth it. Why? Because when they give me an autopsy, they'll pull out a toy car and be like, "Dude, wtf?"