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 Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:55 pm
SO, I am considering writing a History book... because I just happen to know SO much more information about history that NOBODY seems to know.
For instance did you know...
- In 1664 Herbert Hoover invented Jelly? Yup Grape Jelly: Him and George Washington Carver were best friends, and sometimes a little more. Geroge had just invented peanut butter, and Herbert wanted to invent something to compliment it, so he invented Jelly. Later, they met up with a nice lady named Sara Lee, SHE invented bread, so that the 2 best friends had something to put their inventions on. Yeah, I know, it's in most history books, go read them guys.
- Our first president was not actually George Washington, our first president was actually, Oprah. Yes, that's why she's so powerful today, she invented a time machine that transported her to the future shortly after being inaugurated, so George just took over and they made him the first.
- George Washington's real name, was actually George Washington Bridge. Yes, he invented what were then called "Over air transportation Modules" but since many of the men who called them that were lynched on sight for being witches, they had to change the name. So they took George's true last name and named his creation after him. He later dropped the name Bridge because he thought it "cheapened" his legacy, and therefor the truth about his inventions was widely discredited.
Those are only a couple of the facts that I have found while reading through the history books. Just ask me anything about History and I will tell you the true answer. Why? Because I would like to know what people today are interested in. I need to know what to add to my history book... or should I say TRUTH Book.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:05 pm
Who REALLY assassinated JFK? eek
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:36 am
Was there REALLY gold in the hills?
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:37 am
WERE the people who planned terrorist attacks like 9/11 DISCUSSING their plans through MMORPG's?
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:51 am
Wrendraith Who REALLY assassinated JFK? eek Actually, this came up yesterday. As it turns out JFK was not assassinated. What really happened was, he was drunk off his a**, and riding in a drop top, he was getting a BJ from Marilyn Manson and then he fell out of the car and got run over. In an attempt to not taint his memory, because this was the only time he had ever gotten out of control like that, they faked the footage, that's why it's so blurry, and it looks all old and you can barely make out his face. 3nodding
NYMPHIE-- The gold rush was all true, what most people didn't know was, that there were mamoths running wild throughout, so they had to get rid of them, because they were the ones who were causing all the cave-ins. 3nodding
SKY-- I forgot your old name... ANYWAYS! I'm not going to talk about terrorist... talk2hand
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:52 am
As my bipolar teacher history teacher would say, "THAT IS NOT HISTORY! THAT IS TRIVIAL PURSUIT! HISTORY IS SOMETHING THAT HAS EFFECTED THE PAST!"
(He actually would say that and yell at you for that.....I hate my history teacher. In fact I hate history! Period.)
As for a question. I don't have one. cry
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:44 am
How did the dinosaurs become extinct?
crying
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:30 am
The first two did not amuse me.
The third one singlehandedly restored my faith in mankind.
You've done the community a great service, Buzz. A great service.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:21 am
What was the plot of the first porno ever? surprised
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:29 am
Unphotographable How did the dinosaurs become extinct?
crying What happened was that Adam, Eve, and their neighbor Judas, being the sinful bastards they were started cross breeding animals. The lord decided that he should pay them back, by creating weird little lizard thingies to bite them. Sadly he never added the gene to make the creatures stop growing, because he was so angry, so they just kept growing, and growing, and then more and more came. So Our merciful lord decided to drop it like it's hot on their behinds and threw a couple flame balls at them, they got confused and all fell off cliffs, buried themselves, and did all sorts of things to just stop living. ZEPIA-- You put too much pressure on me dawg... TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! It threw me off my History game. GTHB-- It's OK that you have no questions, you can just sit there and you'd still get an A... for lookin' good cool . VLAD-- THAT IS FILTHY!!! I will not answer that question, because you don't need to know... but the plot of MY first porno ever will involve me traveling the US looking for you, and I will be giving people sexual favors for information on your whereabouts. wink
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:19 pm
Thanks Buzz. heart
Love you!
*Kisses!*
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