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I need advice. Again.
Of course I already know the answer, but being me, want other people's input.
Plus, this guild is dying again, so might as well give it some action.

So there's my job at Best Friends. I tried to quit but got talked out of it, became an on-call employee.
Began to hate the job so much, I just stopped answering calls and I basically disappeared from their center of the planet.

Problem is, I've still got two to three paychecks sitting in the building that I kind of need.
If I go there, they'll want to ask what's going on, and I'll have to try and quit again.
It's kind of against the law for me to send someone else in to pick up my paycheck. Or at least, that's what The Best Friends(where I work) Management said.

My mom says I can't quit over the phone, and I don't want to be talked out of this again.
I mean, even if I do, I won't reply to any calls, but I'm a shy persons o say yes to s**t so they'll just shut up.

Point being, how should I go about getting the paychecks?
I debated going in when they were publically closed, but when I know the doors are open to just grab the checks and run, but I don't want ot risk being arrested and stuff.

PS: Vague, trust the bank yet?

The whole problem I'm having lies in the telling them I quit part. D:

Well you just gotta quit. I mean you've already probably irked them a little bit by not showing up for work and not answering their calls, so if you're lucky maybe they'll fire you. But if you go in and they act like they're doing the favor by letting you keep your job, just politely say that you don't think can fufill the time or interest requirements for your job, or just say that you're not happy there and it's not what you want anymore. Simple and clean...neh?

I can practice saying no all I want. Put me infront of someone who actually has authority over my life, like employers, it doesn't matter how often I've practiced, it isn't coming out.

Vague, Yeah, but they leave bugs there from last year that are still around and low risk levels. Buuut, today, they added something new. So now I'm even wary of using the bank. Lesson learned on my part, although I'm not missing any itmes and I've traded up the wazoo.

they only have authority over you because you let them. if they're not your employers anymore...
stop being a coward.