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.......draw mustaches on them.

*_* you can do it...!

Since when was 11:45 am a time to sleep anyways LOL. Ohh you should try it! *_* I want to hear your sessy voice.

My life long dream has been to be able to draw the epic mustache on Mona Lisa.

Yeah, yeah. I just keep getting distracted.

I haven't slept tonight. I've been talking to you all night, remember? xd
I need to buy a decent mic for that. I had one, but it broke. Because I broke it during a Skype call. It was hilarious.

I guess so.

And nope, you better just get used to my nocturnal / insomniac habits.
Really? How come?
(My friend just called me.
"Do you need anything from Helsingfors?"
"No, not really. *the Grudge sounds* "
"Aki, stop being the Grudge..."
"Why? Btw, if you have to ever go to the airport and they do a body check on you, you have to say this: "There's nothing in my a** but hair, officer!". Okay?"
"....You are killing me. .... So ANYWAYS, about your schedule...."
"I don't have one, silly."
"....Just...... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!."
I hate it how she's always talking about schedules and boring stuff like that. She really doesn't need these silly "schedules" of hers, so I keep trolling her during the calls when she tries to set up a meeting.)

I want dumplings too.
...Dumblings. xd

Yaaaay! Nocturnal beings united. Once I was "leeching" (visiting, really) at my friend's house for a week, and when we talked about it afterwards, she said that she didn't remember seeing me sleeping or eating anything during the whole week. I didn't remember doing those either. I wonder what the fox happened?
Awwww~ That doesn't sound that bad. Many of my friends have these sofreakingkawaii voices.

That reminds me... I once saw a Chinese (?) horror movie about a woman, who makes home-style aborts and takes the kids and then uses them as the stuffing for dumplings. They kept her semi-young -looking, even though she was a grandma. Not super young looking though, maybe ~29-30. She cooks them for others if they pay her. And the "horror" part in the movie was not the dumplings. It was how twisted the main character (who is a customer of hers) became just to maintain the youthful looks.
*dumbling fox*

I am. xd I probably slept when others were sleeping for a while, and woke up before them. OOOR then I'm just powered by... Love. emotion_awesome No, I'm probably powered by evilness or something.

They were soft and healthy. Go ahead and eat. emotion_dowant

And it's fine, it's fine~ Now you know, uh... How it feels to be narcoleptic?

Not really. I'm taken. xd So I have a semi-permanent food source. And well, yeah, the teen girls. That's true. But it's also fun to joke about that.

emotion_awesome I watched those too. I heard that human meat is not worth eating, it's supposed to be quite bad.

Have you ever got a sleep paralysis? THAT is a strange thing. Right before you are falling asleep, your brains shut down your body so it won't move (in that phrase of sleep). But you are awake. In a way. You are still awake, staring at the ceiling/window like you did before. But you can't move.
And then the dreams kick in. And not just any dreams, it's nightmares. And because you are not sleeping, they appear to lurk around in your bedroom. You hear voices, you see things, and you even feel your nightmares touch you sometimes. And above all, it feels irrationally horrifying for some reason.
It is completely harmless and this happens to quite many people at least once in their lifetime. It causes no harm, though. Unless you count the fact that it's pretty much always freakin' terrifying experience.

(Now I'm tired too.)

They give me the creeps. xd Really. I think I'm allergic to most of them or something.

From my trainer. We always talk about shady and deep things. Such as cannibalism.
Apes are not popular meals. Many animals don't hunt them that much, either. And there is a reason for that.
They don't really taste that good.
And humans are also quite close to pigs by accident (because of the FAATTTT - no wait what?), so human flesh might taste like an crossover of ape meat and pork.

Oh! I only had one. Mine was actually hilarious afterwards. It was terrifying in an irrational way, but when I "woke up", I just lol'ed.
I just stared at the door. And then it happened. I heard a high, metallic non-stop noise that kept jumping a bit. It felt like it was so loud that it would break my ears. And then, suddenly someone walked by. He kinda started walking from behind me, and then passed me and walked towards the door. When he reached my toes, he turned around and made the creepiest, freakishly wide grin EVERRRR.
And the funny thing? He had the face of my friend's friend. I call her Boring, because she is indeed the epitome of boringness. She is so plain, and she only studies all day long. Literally. She reads school books for fun. So HER face was the one doing the creepy smile.
It was so awesome to tell this to her on the next day.
"Sleep paralysis, the ultimate nightmare... And my ultimate nightmare was YOUR UGLY FACE, WOMAN."
I understand that you were scared. I just figured that it was a weird nightmare, until someone at school told me that it wasn't probably a nightmare. It was a sleep paralysis. She had seen a document about it yesterday night, that's why she was so sure about it. What a coincidence, really....

I'm a teen brat.... emotion_facepalm But I can still say that teens are awful. They really are.

It's indeed not. There's no places where eating humans is legal, I think. But there's actually a certain way... xd When a child is in the womb, it's connected to the organ at the "wall" with that string. That thingy that it's connected to comes off in birth, too. And there's no laws that forbid eating that.
I don't recommend it, really. That was just an idea.
I must be REALLY tired when I come up with ideas like this... Just ignore me. Please.

I see. Well, you can see a dream about person who you have never seen. You know what I mean? You kinda encounter them and talk to them, but you somehow don't know what they look or sound like. And even in the dream, you don't know that. You just talk to them without "noticing" stuff like that.
It's really weird. But I guess according to that logic, you can just think of the shadow as a female.