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 Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:35 am
kept scratching me with those claws .-.
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Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:25 am
We decided that even though our true love was real, there were too many problems and it wasn't working out as a marriage.
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Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:59 pm
In my quest for true love, I was somehow married to this lady and when she found out I was a robot she kind of just filed for annulment
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:54 pm
I was deeply in love with him when we married, I've always had a weakness for robo-men. Sadly we had already been married when I discovered his true color...yellow just does not suit me, so I had to file for devorce since he wouldnt go blue for me! crying
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:45 pm
I could never tell if she was pigeon-toed or just had to pee all the time. It got rather annoying with all the looks. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:04 pm
She never looked at my body
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:59 pm
(Holy s**t, did you just like one day comment on every thread in the games forum?)
I've always been a sucker for girls with pretty eyes. She... doesn't meet my standards.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:51 am
Things just weren't the same when I chopped off his leg.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:52 pm
He changed drastically. When I married him he was a man, now he is a bunny. -sigh-
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:25 pm
I thought I was marrying some hot rich duchess, turns out I married a duke
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:50 am
I thought this is how I steal all their money.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:31 am
I'm an arachnophobe.
And I couldn't find my glasses until after the wedding.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:44 pm
He's a dude.
I think the real question here is why did I marry him.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:23 pm
She loved that wolf than me. Sometimes I think they make love.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:40 am
You keep stealing my goddamn clothes! It wouldn't be so bad if you asked; but, like, every other week I have to wear my, uhhh, "work" clothes!
You could also use the washing machine every now and then...
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