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 Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:57 am
Just as the blond samurai-esque man introduced himself, a shrill squeal of glass-shattering intensity was head. "Aaaaaaah! Musashiiii!" And with that, what could only be described as a horde of screaming fangirls appeared, swamping Musashi and clamouring in their ridiculous, high-pitched voices for his autograph, his hair and his babies. Not necessarily in that particular order.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:58 am
{NO. BAD REFERENCE.}
She was simply walking right behind him. "You really are slow huh?" Lilium said with a smirk pushing a strand of hair behind her ear. "I think I see a light up ahead anyway.."
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:09 pm
Illidan laughed at the top of his lungs "Erm is this guy for real?" Illidan asked pointing at the crazy blonde samurai.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:10 pm
(( Indiana Jones is teh bestest Reference EVAR!! ))
"Oh, do shut up kid. I am just out of shape; being a Librarian does not allow one time to be a body builder." His smiled as he slowly got off the ground and followed the Halfling. He rubbed his right side, were the cyst was at. It felt like it was on fire, something wasn't right; but he wasn't going to say anything. Instead he followed Lilium. "You know, I would say something like; Over thar a light at the end of the tunnel, but that would just be a nasty joke because you know...something bad is bound to happen..."
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:13 pm
Musashi was tackled by the women. But, after much wrestling and probably much more sex, he managed to wrestle his way out (his hair messy, and face covered in lipstick. "NO. OF COURSE I'M NOT FOR REAL. We're in a forum roleplay. We don't even exist, we're figments of people's imaginations." there was a long pause. "Yeah, let that ******** with your brain for a few weeks. After I rip it out of your arse!!!" Musashi said, drawing both his swords. "Tell me, my friend.... DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER LOVE!!!" He said, leaping forward and spinning in the air, turning on his side and unleashing a spinning attack with both his swords, like a buzzsaw.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:14 pm
"You know, you'd be surprised how many people have those as their last words," another voice said as another man appeared. This one has relatively pale skin (though not Koei-pale. Yeesh), long, silky black hair tied back in a pony tail and an attire of rather flamboyant, vaguely samurai-esque clothing in a variety of blues and greens. He too had a rather feudal Japanese feel to him - as well as the style of his clothing, he sported a standard-sized katana at his right hip and a rather larger-than-normal katana in his right hand, which he carried in a backhand grip. The latter appeared to have no sheath visible. This new character had a notably camp demeanour to him.
"Specifically," he continued to Illidan, "At least one more than whatever number you're currently thinking." He then turned and sighed. "Oh for crying out loud, Musashi, do you have to still my moments?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:18 pm
Illidan screamed and barly had time to roll out the way, the swords cutting in to his left side. "ow OW OW!!" Illidan cried cluching his bleeding side, Shakingly he took three arrows from his quiver and fired, intent on killing his opponent.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:22 pm
[[Face to palm]]
"Fair enough."
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Ini decided to break the silence.. By saying nothing. He wasnt paired with anyone either, what a shame. "So. Mister Ant I expect you to break the fourth wall by saying that Roos has no more creative ideas for now correct?" The ant was terribly confused and was really quite hungry for a sugar granule about now. "Oh god.. I broke the fourth wall.. Who witnessed me?!" Before his eyes turned to the ant. "Yooouu." Ini growled, glaring at it before smushing it beneath his finger. The ant was crying from fear and put out of its miserable ant life as soon as it begged to be. As Ini glared at the above text he could only think one thought, "Holy Aether she really did run out of ideas."
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:24 pm
Musashi used the momentum from his buzzsaw spin to roll along the floor as he landed, avoiding the arrows. He then stood back up in an aggressive offensive fighting stance, and charged towards Illidan, both swords poised to attempt to stab him in both sides as he was encumbered by his bleeding wound. He surprisingly fast for a human.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:28 pm
As Kal and Lilium made their way towards the light, Kal began to ask a strange and unrelated question. "Hey kid, you ever hear of the fourth wall?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:39 pm
Lilium said nothing but began to spin in circles, "Z OR R TWICE."
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:40 pm
Kojirou watched Illidan and Musashi's fight at first, but then all of a sudden he stiffened and began to twitch. "... I sense a disturbance in the Force..." He suddenly vanished off somewhere else...
... and in a much shorter period of time than should have been possible he appeared next to Kal and karate chopped him in the neck. "STOP STEALING OUR ACT." He paused, then when the necromancer was probably on the floor, added, "b***h."
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:43 pm
"whoooore" he laid there in pain. Wishing to know what the hell just happened. His freak out gland had stopped though so it was probably fate that happened.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:46 pm
Illidan jumped at the last second. Using Mushi's head as leverage he kicked off and landed on his stomach, his side fliared up and he gave another cry of pain. Slowly Illidan grited his teeth and stood up.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:50 pm
"I'll explain in a tick," Kojirou told Kal, almost as if reading his mind. He vanished off again...
... and shortly was back behind Illidan, at whose neck he aimed a fast, heavy, horizontal blow with his larger katana. "You're off form today, Musashi," he noted.
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