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 Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:53 pm
...he had actually pointed the man towards eternal suffering. Amused, Boris decided to ...
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:13 am
...by Evanescence's new cd, which came out today but won't come out to Germany for a while, probably. Anyway. While listening to his new cd, Boris decided to cross a river with a
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:05 pm
large inflatable box of cereal. Unfortunately...
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:55 am
...the river happened to be a fan of cereal and mistook him for its favorite cereal... As the river attempted to devour Boris, he whipped out his..
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:16 pm
emergancy banana. Slicing and dicing, he wipped it up inot nice bite sized chucks and tossed it to the river. The water suddenly...
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:05 am
turned pink, which confused Boris very much. The water, embarassed...
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:27 pm
Admitted that it was allergic to bannanas, and broke out in hives. Boris climbed back aboard his cereal and floated on.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:45 am
And as he floated, he noticed the strangest things, like clocks on fire, sugar mice, and carpets with feathered wings...and in his wonder Boris twitched his whiskers and began to sing...
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:36 am
"Maria" and "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story. Boris didn't exactly think it matched the mood, but it was one of the only songs he knew.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:59 am
This pleased the cereal very much, as the cereal's mother, named Maria, was from the West Side and used to read it stories about pink water and singing cats. It was so pleased, that it...
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:38 pm
...erupted...er..gleefully...as we all do from time to time. ninja
As a result of the eruption, Boris was thrown into the air and landed painfully on a.....UPDATED AGAIN
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:49 am
...nest of porcupines. After a lot of screaming....
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:46 pm
...he decided to make the best of things, and went as a pin cushin for halloween. Winning $100 in a costume contest, he bought...
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:10 pm
...400 of those $.25 rings so that he could indulge in extreme polygamy. The first person he proposed to was....
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:50 pm
yo mama! Now that he was the father of us all, Boris decided to flex his new fatherly influence and...
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