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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:09 pm
It's washed... and perfumed. smile
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:12 pm
"And? That doesn't give me any reason to want to smell it. talk2hand "
Taking a sip out of her flask, she turns back to Hot-Pants.
"So, tell me what you have against John Cusack. lol "
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:13 pm
*tosses it on the ground, a moment later a dog comes by, sniffs the rag, and passes out*
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:32 pm
*sigh* I suppose talking about it might help, anyway.
When I was eleven, John Cusack was in town, fiilming a movie. I was watching them shoot with my pet purple chicken, when Cusack sees us and motions us over. He said he had something he wanted to show Berty- that was my chicken- and said it would only take a minute. He and Berty went into his trailer, and... and I didn't see Berty again for years. When I did, he was workin' the street. Cusack had 'im so strung out I honestly don't think he even knew what he was doing. He certainly didn't recognize me. I vowed revenge that day, but the b*****d is always a step ahead...
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:41 pm
Shakes her head as Hot-Pants tells his story.
"You know, Psy and I have "connections"....we could take care of this little Cusack problem for you. twisted "
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:43 pm
Do these "connections" have egg-beaters? I want it to be poetic. evil
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:46 pm
She snickered.
"Egg beaters, whisks, meat mallets....they can be very creative should the occasion call for it. wink "
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:04 pm
What would it cost me? Let me say right now that money is not an object, because quite frankly I don't have any.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:08 pm
She arched an eyebrow at him.
"No money? You think I'd offer to do something like this out of the goodness of my heart? What do you have to offer, since you have no money?"
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:24 pm
'_' ...
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...*begins to slowly disrobe* cry ...
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:33 pm
eek
"Whoa! WHOA! What do you think you're doing!?!?! gonk "
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:37 pm
Oh come on! How could you have not seen that coming!
*still cocooned*
... by the way, anyone mind helping me out of this? I need to use the bathroom gonk
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:41 pm
*sniff* You mean... you're not gonna... make me... "do things" to you?
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:47 pm
Pfft! Ha! Honey come by MW sometimes and you'll see the things they can do TO YOU.... twisted
*ahem* This one is 28.....that's right and I'm sticking to it! ninja
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:47 pm
She glanced over her shoulder at Hot-Pants as she went over to help TES un-cocoon.
"Why would I -make- you do things to me? confused "
She grabbed the edge of the blanket and gave it a hard yank, unrolling TES from his cocoon.
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