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 Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:22 pm
When you see blood you imediatly say Blood for the Blood God and then take it to your makeshift altar of sacrifice........what im sane >_>
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:08 pm
When you borrow money from friends and family to buy models, and then you paint them, and display them on the shelves as ornaments.
Then your wife leaves you because you'd rather spend your time in a shed playing Wargames with your friend and his models, and then she files for a divorce. After the divorce comes through, you lose hanf of your estate and your kids because the courts decide that you're an inept father.
Further down the line, you lose your job because you had a model that you spent too much time converting, and you were always late for work because you were trying to get unit coherancy perfect and remember by Brother Lexus was made the Lieutenant rather than Brother Artemis.
A few years on, being unable to get a job, you busk for money at an inner-city subway interchance. Unshaven, wearing torn clothes, and smelling slightly of sweat and old paint, you dance and sing for pennies.
Then you spend all the money you get on cheap clay instead of Green Stuf to custom build 40k minis and paint them with the ink from old biro pens in a back alley alongside crack pushers and whores.
That's when you spend too much time on 40k.
-Mykal
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:40 pm
A.R.G.U.S Mykal
When you borrow money from friends and family to buy models, and then you paint them, and display them on the shelves as ornaments.
Then your wife leaves you because you'd rather spend your time in a shed playing Wargames with your friend and his models, and then she files for a divorce. After the divorce comes through, you lose hanf of your estate and your kids because the courts decide that you're an inept father.
Further down the line, you lose your job because you had a model that you spent too much time converting, and you were always late for work because you were trying to get unit coherancy perfect and remember by Brother Lexus was made the Lieutenant rather than Brother Artemis.
A few years on, being unable to get a job, you busk for money at an inner-city subway interchance. Unshaven, wearing torn clothes, and smelling slightly of sweat and old paint, you dance and sing for pennies.
Then you spend all the money you get on cheap clay instead of Green Stuf to custom build 40k minis and paint them with the ink from old biro pens in a back alley alongside crack pushers and whores.
That's when you spend too much time on 40k.
-Mykal Wow... just wow...
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:18 pm
A.R.G.U.S Mykal
When you borrow money from friends and family to buy models, and then you paint them, and display them on the shelves as ornaments.
Then your wife leaves you because you'd rather spend your time in a shed playing Wargames with your friend and his models, and then she files for a divorce. After the divorce comes through, you lose hanf of your estate and your kids because the courts decide that you're an inept father.
Further down the line, you lose your job because you had a model that you spent too much time converting, and you were always late for work because you were trying to get unit coherancy perfect and remember by Brother Lexus was made the Lieutenant rather than Brother Artemis.
A few years on, being unable to get a job, you busk for money at an inner-city subway interchance. Unshaven, wearing torn clothes, and smelling slightly of sweat and old paint, you dance and sing for pennies.
Then you spend all the money you get on cheap clay instead of Green Stuf to custom build 40k minis and paint them with the ink from old biro pens in a back alley alongside crack pushers and whores.
That's when you spend too much time on 40k.
-Mykal Damn, so I play too much 40k? sad
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:58 pm
DarkElf27 A.R.G.U.S Mykal
When you borrow money from friends and family to buy models, and then you paint them, and display them on the shelves as ornaments.
Then your wife leaves you because you'd rather spend your time in a shed playing Wargames with your friend and his models, and then she files for a divorce. After the divorce comes through, you lose hanf of your estate and your kids because the courts decide that you're an inept father.
Further down the line, you lose your job because you had a model that you spent too much time converting, and you were always late for work because you were trying to get unit coherancy perfect and remember by Brother Lexus was made the Lieutenant rather than Brother Artemis.
A few years on, being unable to get a job, you busk for money at an inner-city subway interchance. Unshaven, wearing torn clothes, and smelling slightly of sweat and old paint, you dance and sing for pennies.
Then you spend all the money you get on cheap clay instead of Green Stuf to custom build 40k minis and paint them with the ink from old biro pens in a back alley alongside crack pushers and whores.
That's when you spend too much time on 40k.
-Mykal Damn, so I play too much 40k? sad
Seems so.
sad
-Mykal
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:53 am
you know that you play too much Warhammer: 40k when...
-during prayer before dinner you thank the emperor for the food on the table...
-while in church you sing the eldar songs of lament instead of hymes...
-while preaching and reading the bible/koran/torah etc...you begin relating gods/allahs/moses's stories to that of the emperor or eldar gods
-everytime you hear the name of a sea creature you automaticaly start looking for a tau invasion
-everyone at your wedding is wearing surprise warhammer 40k armor instead of stupid stormtrooper armor
-your recite the verse of hatred (or whatever its called) everytime you go to bed and wake up
-whenever your in a tough spot you scream "for the emperor!" and make a decision
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:13 pm
When you wake up in the morning with new tactical revelations for your army coming from your dreams. ("Rail Rifles are for Pinning Space Marines!" was mine...)
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:56 pm
when you have a battle fleet gothic collection worth over a 1000 dollars.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:45 pm
When you wake up on the floor with enought pieces to build 4 marines superglued to you... and the first thing you do is get the super glue and build those marines... (2 of those marines are now in my command squad the other two have been converted to veterans)
When you have names for each and every model in your army...
When you actually take marines and promote them for good performance in battle...
When your girlfriend has given up on trying to stop you from playing warhammer and decides to start playing too... (if you can't beat em join em atleast you'll get to spend more time with em)
When your wishing that your girlfriend would do that ^^^
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:56 pm
When your upset because you have to march in the miss america parade at atlantic city instead of participating in a all-nighter 40k point a side, final mega battle to decide the tornament...
(I was in the 2004 miss america parade marching for the Pottstown High School Band we came in second booyaa)
(The tornament was forces of the emperor versus everyone else... I sided with the emperor... We won the mega battle booya... but lost tornament)
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:05 pm
xxx_safetypinprick_xxx When your upset because you have to march in the miss america parade at atlantic city instead of participating in a all-nighter 40k point a side, final mega battle to decide the tornament... (I was in the 2004 miss america parade marching for the Pottstown High School Band we came in second booyaa) (The tornament was forces of the emperor versus everyone else... I sided with the emperor... We won the mega battle booya... but lost tornament) No offense but I hope you mean marching band or something.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:55 pm
x.Shino.x xxx_safetypinprick_xxx When your upset because you have to march in the miss america parade at atlantic city instead of participating in a all-nighter 40k point a side, final mega battle to decide the tornament... (I was in the 2004 miss america parade marching for the Pottstown High School Band we came in second booyaa) (The tornament was forces of the emperor versus everyone else... I sided with the emperor... We won the mega battle booya... but lost tornament) No offense but I hope you mean marching band or something. Yeah I said "marching for the Pottstown High School Band "
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:28 pm
You reach into your pocket for your keys and find a Goblin in there... ninja Still trying to figure out how that happened.
When a single random Necron Warrior seems to do well so you tear him apart and use his body to convert a brand new Necron Lord. Oddly enough he's still my lucky Necron... So I've now rewarded him with a much better paint job... Any longer and I'll be sacrificing a Tomb Spyder's body to this guy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:35 pm
When whenever you cast a spell in game you have a specific phrase to it.
Like when I cast Mind War I always say,
"Nevratha Natal Kall'chak Falea Daunt!"
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Then you find yourself reciting it against someone who annoys you.
whee
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:33 am
Under a rash of Paranoia, you constantly scan the skies for falling dice, or worse: templates
You fumble for your bolter whenever aproached by a large group.
You scream "YOU FORGOT TO TAKE A LOOTED VEHICLE CHECK!" at people driving beaters.
you leave marks of Chaos around town with a can of blood red primer. (Done it! all the stoners chill out by the Icon of Khorne by my house!)
When you use nothing but TAU models in your casualty conversions, merely because I hate them so. ((Did anyone else see that crock of s**t last turn at the chicago mega-battle??? We had that game in the BAG!!))
you spend time on the 40k guild of Gaia
You made a pact with the devil to paint your chaos army, so now they really ARE possesed...
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