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 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:56 am
Thanks for your nice words, Nezumiro. Glad you liked it. And this is... strange: http://www.bustymousepads.com/ -- but I guess it fits really good in here and on Gaia in general. *giggles*
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:22 am
Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. omgdude, it took me 1 or 2 secs to click on but xd damn thats funny
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:25 am
LadyInsane05 I'm pretty sure everybody heard of dis joke but if ya didnt..here we go: One day this guy was sun boathing in his back yard readin a newspaper when all the sudden a little girl walks up to him..He quickly covers his "monkey" with the news paper and acts normal as possible..The girl asked him what unfer the news paper..and the guy said "my bird"..she asked if she could play with the bird and the guys said no..angrily the girl walks off and that was that.. so the guy falls alseep for a lil while and wakes up in the hospital..confused and dazed he asked "what the hell happend, why am i here".the docter said the only person who knew what happend was the little girl..she came in and told him what happend.." While you were sleeping, i played with your bird. It spit at me so I bcracked it's eggs, broke its neck, and set its nest on fire." heart Im sorry to all the guys that were affected by this joke..me lovers you heart Thats ebil!!! crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:27 pm
DjManix Ninjara Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two if they're small enough. omgdude, it took me 1 or 2 secs to click on but xd damn thats funny i dont get it? explain... stressed
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:06 pm
 whahahaha halo2 by vgcats
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:13 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:46 pm
this lady once had a car that was brilliant.
She screamed " take me to mcdonald's".... the car took her to Mcdonalds
She yelled " The mall".... the care took her to the mall
One day she was driving on the highway and a bunch of teenagers crossed in front of her car on a green light.
She screamed : "******** kids!!!"......... the car took her to michael jackson's mansion
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:11 pm
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day,when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
" I think you're bad luck, get the ******** away from me."
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:12 pm
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children......
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, d**k, we're leaving."
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:14 pm
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a** and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:31 pm
A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence....... and then a shot is heard. Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:22 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:43 pm
RevanStar Liek These aren't exactly jokes, but they're pretty cool. ^_^ They're chalk drawings on the pavement.   Wow... eek they look all 3Dish.....cool... agreed
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:52 pm
This is a cool pix, not really funny though:
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