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 Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:14 pm
i had no idea i was allergic when we were together. it was only when he was gone did i feel better
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:43 pm
He tried to stab me for not wearing any yellow...
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:45 am
She tried to use me as a conductor for electricity so she can make waffles.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:51 pm
He spent too much time taking over the world.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:10 am
She was too caught up with her previous husband, who died at sea.
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:53 pm
he beat me in a sword fight (by cheating, of course). it was unacceptable
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:04 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:01 am
My face is reflected in the water...
It's a shining grin full of hope... He's always gone raving. It's unacceptable. ... Or it could be a look of somber silence struggling with fear...
What do you see reflected in your face???
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Puppet on a String Theory Crew
Philosophizing Bibliophile
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:51 pm
Refused to wear the color pink because it was too "emasculating".
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:10 am
She nearly bit my ear off with her buck teeth
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:11 am
He would never take that blue Hershey's Kiss off his head. Drove me insane.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:02 pm
I realized she was a girl. xD
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:23 pm
Because her plushie was creepy O_O
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:26 pm
Her wings kept stabbing my eye in bed.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:16 pm
She's a mlp fan and her hat exploded on my. Face
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