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"There's no use hiding! THERE YOU ARE!!!"

Wesker - RE 5

I always jumped when I heard that.

I post this merely for comedic effect. I hated the movie to death, but it had lines that were worse than even RE4. xd

"I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth!" -Leon, RE: Degeneration

Damn straight Leon! Get on your knees and get to work, just like you always do!

...Wait, in that case "damn straight" wouldn't be a good phrase to use... :XP:

'You can't hide forever!' (Albert Wesker RE5) the funny thing is, while he was saying this he glitched and got lost in the hallways right outside the door...lol, i was like uhhhhhhhh who is hiding?

Now, don't all jump on me 'cause no, I haven't played it in over a year... but I just hate it when things are wrong, much like Bio. xd

It's actually "Need a ride, handsome?" *holds up flameshields* sweatdrop

You need to stop double posting. I've sent you a written warning. Continue to do so and I'll have to take further action.

I wasn't even aware we encouraged multiple posts in this thread. Canas is just making up rules while I'm gone.

You know, nobody in the whole Resident Evil franchise should have to pronounce anything that even closely resembles "weinerwang."

Now, some REal quotes...

"I told you! I'm not leaving! Never! Just get away from me..."
-Dario, RE3

I find it interesting that they took out that, "Just get away from me" part in the GameCube version.

I'm aware that you were making fun of it. I'm just saying, they might as well have had Sheva say, "I've been a naughty, naughty girl," and slap herself in the a**. It's just hard to take serious.

And that last quote makes me wonder if Capcom even takes it serious anymore?

You know what's a bit overdone in games these days? Sattire. I mean, you get all these games that are like, "Well, it's meant to be a parody on such and such." Only to save face when they realize the writers suck. "We can't make anything serious and compelling, so we'll just make fun of it." And that's just lazy.
Look at the writing in Metal Gear Solid. MGS has tons of humor. But nevertheless, it's still got one of the most deeply woven storylines, if not THE MOST deeply woven storyline in game history.
Now, I understand if some low budget American developers can't come up with a half decent storyline to save their lives, so they make something campy to make fun of. If it's decent, then yes, it's worth the money to subsidize the smaller companies who will in the future, potentially make some great games.
But big companies like Capcom have no excuse. There's campiness, cheesy funny, like Jill Sandwich. And then there's trying to hard, i.e. Leon's lame one liners.

And although I know Shinji Mikami isn't with Capcom anymore, he's another example. Bayonetta. You know, when I first saw the trailer, I was reluctant, knowing it's Mikami, but I said, "You know, she's kinda hot, and the game looks like it might be fun, I'll see where it's going."
But then I saw the storyline trailer, and immediately lost interest.
See, if the storyline was serious, I'd be down with that. But they decided to make the storyline campy and funny. And again, like I said, if it's decent... But from the dialogue that I've heard, it was like.. .I dunno, it felt familiar. And when I say familiar, I mean that in the, "We've heard this a thousand times before. It's gonna be another one of THOSE narratives." I didn't find it funny. I didn't find it compelling. Frankly, the storyline in Bayonetta looks boring. And as awesome as the gameplay may or may not be, the boring storyline means that it's another title I won't bother with.

Now, a quote:

"Well, it pretty much sounds like a s**t job. And if we wanna get there on time, we better head out soon."
-John, RE: Caliban Cove