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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:59 pm
Me (as a young child with a lisp )
*singing* I want to share my wife wif him...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:00 pm
'Welp, I'm off like a dirty shirt~!'
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:00 am
under a picture of a bar of soap with teeth marks in it: In case you can't tell - that's a bar of soap with a set of teeth marks in it. Mmmmm, nothing like a little Lever 2000 to start your day. "Lever 2000, for all your 2000 parts, including your stomach, small intestines, colon....." By the same lady that did this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675&ru=http%(Yes, I know it's an Ebay thing, just read it, it's funny. Got it from Kitten earlier today... well yesterday now, as it's 1AM)
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
Romans 12:20
Tickled my funny bone as I was reading it
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:09 am
"To Be Forgotten is Worse than death" -FF9
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:15 pm
My mom and I were chatting earlier(she's several states away from me) and she was having issues with the computer(Who doesn't?) Pesky computers... They're supposed to do what you want them to, not what you tell them to!
Mom: ok. I'm trying to pull up a new link and it's toying with me
Me: ahh
what's it doing?
Mom: being a computer
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:17 pm
when the frick did we get ice cream?
~don't remember~
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:54 pm
The Barbarian Code: -
If it moves, kill it!
If it doesn't move, hit it until it moves - then kill it!
If it still doesn't move, it must be a rock.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:23 pm
My parents talking on the phone:
My mom yawns
"Don't do that, it's contagious." from my dad.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:13 pm
I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors. - Dave Barry
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:26 am
Silriel I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors. - Dave Barry
"Moo. Happy now?" ~Tauren joke, World of Warcraft
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:04 am
"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."
-- Jerry Seinfeld
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:16 pm
The only life-guidlines you will ever need concerning green items:
If it's green and still, you can eat it.
If it's green and moving, squish it.
and
you can eat any non-fuzzy larva.
courtesy of my dad.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:41 pm
" Suck it up Cupcake"
- CSUF Army ROTC (What...it was one of our company mottos....GO BULLDOGS!!)
( wow....this thread has been around for what...two years now...)
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:12 am
"Wars Begin where you will
but they do not end where you please"
-Machiavelli
((I highly recommend teh movie Home Of The Brave by Irwin Winkler. I know its rated R, but it is very realistic in the story it tells of exactly what soliders do. And teh struggles they go through as they fight in war and when they come home.Be ye warned its very sobering. It stars Jessica Biel( Stealth), and Samuel L. Jackson(Matrix...i think))
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