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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:39 pm
*Granted*
Now you are at a "techical highschool that leads straight to job. It is filled with gangs, and drug dealers and chance of being stabbed are 2/1 for.
I wish for gum that never lost its flavour.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:34 am
Granted, but it tastes like feet.
Wish for soup.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:56 am
Granted... you receive a box of bottled water, vegetables and some spices along with a note: "Some assembly required."
I wish my girlfriend would simply try anchovie pizza. whee
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:55 am
*Granted*
Now she tries it and loves it. However it is all she will eat, and she dies of an anchovie overdose.
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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:27 pm
uh.....granted?
i wish school was over....
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:05 pm
^Granted.
It is now over;
over the moon that is.
You now have one heck of a commute. xp
I wish the moon was made of green cheese. mrgreen
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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:37 pm
granted*
but because of its change in mass, it floats off to jupiter....
i wish....
our marching band was bigger...
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:45 pm
Granted.
You all gain 500+ pounds,and get 1000 new members who all weigh 500+ pounds.
Add together you have the largest mass of any high school marching band ever
I wish I never got bored.
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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:49 pm
~ Live life FREE ~
Granted, but instead of
being bored you'll spend all your time
running from the cops as a fugative.
I wish the guy I practically stalk
would fall in love with me. whee
~ Not held down by DEPRESSION ~
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:46 pm
Granted.
Now he is an obssessive stalker to you, and won't leave you alone. Soon love turns to hate, and you are forced to murder him, to get rid of him.
I wish Canadian history had more dragons and unicorns. mrgreen
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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:26 pm
Granted. Canada is now run by an elite cadre of dragons and unicorns... an evil elite cadre of Nazi dragons and George Bush supporting unicorns.
I wish Starbucks service didn't suck so much recently.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:59 am
granted* now its full of those canadians.
i wish that.....there were more ninjas in the world
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Jorgen Lovborg Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:04 pm
*Granted*
Now everyone BUT you are ninjas ninja
You die of jealousy, and multiple ninja-star stab wounds. mrgreen
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:47 pm
eh? granted?
i wish i had chopsticks for my rice.....
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:08 pm
Granted. Your chopsticks can pick up that rice, but will chop it in half.
I wish I had my own monkey.
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