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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:40 pm
FunSize Loves You Winged Monkee Just to see her reaction, I bought a gavel, threw on my old lab coat and went in to work on a day when my friend was working and i wasn't. She couldn't stop laughing as I wondered around the lobby smoking the gavel and weirding out the customers by initiating strange conversations with them.
I love you.
Ditto. rofl mrgreen
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:20 pm
"FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic! It's vintage Lindsay."
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:33 am
blinka_kitty FunSize Loves You Winged Monkee Just to see her reaction, I bought a gavel, threw on my old lab coat and went in to work on a day when my friend was working and i wasn't. She couldn't stop laughing as I wondered around the lobby smoking the gavel and weirding out the customers by initiating strange conversations with them.
I love you.
Ditto. rofl mrgreen hehe. I've done stranger things in the name of humor! Well... it's easier when you're the manager. No one's going to kick you out of the store...
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:08 am
Carla: Do you want me to order clicky tops or twisty bottom pens?
Cox: Oh i dont really care...
Kelso: Damn twisty bottoms, dont we have any clicky tops?
Cox: Sorry Kelso i here i just told Carla to order one thousand boxes of twisty bottoms..
Kelso: Oh hell, cant you order one box of clicky tops for me?
Cox: Sorry Kelso, everyone gets the same pens
Kelso: Well i'll just take one of these then
*Cox knocks over the pens on the counter*
Later Season...
JD: Hey Dr. Cox can i borrow that pen?
Cox: Not gonna happen noobie, i had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top
Todd: Ive got a pink dog for ya, but its not stuffed
Elliot: Ok if you show me your p***s, im gonna take it away from you
JD's Narration: I could tell Turk he made me mad, but i took a slightly different approach
JD: That seats taken assface!!!
Carla: What if JD was drowning and TOLD you he didnt want you to save him, wouldnt ya still do it?
Turk: That depends, what if theres hot chicks at the pool and he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Carla: Lets say theres no women at the pool
Turk: Baby theres always women at the pool
Carla: Alright what if he was drowning in a pond?
JD: Oh id never swim in a pond, their infamous for serpants
Turk: You could swim at the Y on tuesday, its men only
JD: Have you been to the Y on man night? Nuh uh, not me
Carla: Fine lets say Turk is drowning
Turk: Oh so now a brotha cant swim huh?
JD: Whyd ya have to go there?
Cox: Clear!.... Clear!
*flatline noise*
*Cox screaming and knocks over machines*
Cox: He wasnt about to die was he noobie? He couldve waited another month for a liver...
JD: Hey where you goin, your shifts not over.. Hey! Remember what you told me? The second you start blamin youself for peoples deaths, theres no comin back
Cox: Yeah... You're right......
(not funny but it was my favorite episode so i had to)
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:53 pm
Dr. Cox: Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
Dr. Cox: [in response to something J.D. just said] Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
[Dr. Cox has been berating people after learning that his girlfriend slept with most of doctors to sell medicine]
Dr. Cox: I'm not angry. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine.
Carla: Please! What about all the women you've slept with? Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife...
Dr. Cox: Would you please get off my ex-wife?
Carla: I will if you will.
[Cox breaks down laughing]
Dr. Cox: Well... dammit! Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you.
Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...
J.D.: [thinking] Man, once Dr. Cox gets on a roll, there's nothing that can derail him.
Carla: [speaking from the desk behind them] My mom died.
[the two guys turn to look at her, speechless with concern]
J.D.: [thinking] Except that.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Cox, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I honestly think the only reason that you're not down at that hospital right now is that... you're afraid.
Dr. Cox: I think you're right, I do. It's partly because you've gotten to know me this year, but mostly it's that well... I told you I was afraid earlier today... so please don't tell me you've come to reiterate things that I've already said, because I know the things that I've already said, in fact... I'm the one who said them
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:18 pm
Cox ['hand-phone' while walking away];
"Yello- Dan? Regarding the Rum and Coke issue,
COULDN'T BE MORE CONFUSED."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 9:15 am
Dr. Cox: . Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes, normally I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire while your lips whisper "No, no...no" but your eyes scream, "Yes. Yes. Oh, big daddy, yes!" But when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo, it forces me to spend time with you outside of the hospital, and I just won't have that. So, hhhere's the deal: Don't want to have dinner with you. Don't want to go bowling with you. And I never, ever again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say, [singing] "Ohh, it's waffle time! It's waffle time! Won't you have some waffles of mine?"
J.D.: [joining in] "...waffles of mine..."
Dr. Cox: Bottom line: We'll be bestest friends foreverest if you just keep your face out of my face. Uh-huh
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:51 am
JD:
You get home get dinner
watch a movie
smother your kids
fun, right, wrong!
dont smother your kids...... :
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:17 pm
Aylin774 JD: You get home get dinner watch a movie smother your kids fun, right, wrong! dont smother your kids...... : 
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:48 pm
FunSize Loves You
"I don't need it, I've mastered the language!"
"Gracias, senior!"
"You're welcome-o!"
Hahahahaha.
Amazing.
Fixed. Sorry, it was...bothering me.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:18 pm
Here are mine : (some of they may have been said already)
Dr. Cox - It's regular strength Tylonel. here's what ya do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and chuck it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
- You go ahead and spread the word Barbie. I've. Had. Enough. The next whiny intern who comes to me looking for a cookie, and a hug, I swear to Aishea, I am going to hurt them. And you, you nuratic one-woman freak show, take your blah blah to the blahblahlologist, because if you are so stupid as to confront the Cheif of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, well then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.
(Recited that one from memory ;D)
- Listen up newbie. Now just because you got yourself a new girlfriend, that doesn't mean the world has turned into one giant green M&M. The Red Socks still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't figure out what to do with those annoying bangs. And addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat and steal just to get a fix. *mom voice* Now you've got to wake up sweetheart, you're gonna be late for schoo---ah ya wet the bed. Why can't I just have a normal child without these problems...?
Turk/JD - Everyone thinks that because I'm black, I grew up poor, or I'm athletic, or I like Stanford and Sons.
- But you do like Stanford and Sons! We both do.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:33 pm
"there's a tumor in there! there's a tumor in there! dont go behind the kidneys brother AGHHHH!!!" that was killer xd
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:18 am
J.D.: Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, I saw your p***s and noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my p***s?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
Janitor: Uhh...
J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my p***s, you know!
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
That makes me laugh every single time!
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:56 pm
TED: Oh I have the same dream over and over..I hold his head down the water until the last bloop.....bloop
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