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 Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:18 pm
Foremek Foremek walks up to pAr0xSyM and gives her a wrapped present "Merry Christmas!" She excitedly opens it up and out jumps a headcrab, which eats her head. She dies horribly and is now a headcrab zombie.
EDIT: for those who don't know what a headcrab is: PLAY HALF-LIFE 2!!!!!!!! Although she may be a head crabzombie, she is still intelligent enough to seek medical treatment, because she is undead, and thus is recessitated, and to seek revenge against Foremek. Foremek walks along the street and all of a sudden sees a well placed penny infront of an overpass on the ground. He egarly reaches for the penny when he hears a voice above. He looks up to see the alive human pArOxSyM, as she says "Merry christmas to you too. Give Jesus my regards." Then drops the weighted companion cube on top of his head, crushing his body into the ground. He dies a horrible death and has no chance of being revived. A robotic voice then chimes: " Your companion cube will never stab you." I think Black Messa still has some kinks in the works. ^^
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:28 pm
pArOxSyM Foremek Foremek walks up to pAr0xSyM and gives her a wrapped present "Merry Christmas!" She excitedly opens it up and out jumps a headcrab, which eats her head. She dies horribly and is now a headcrab zombie.
EDIT: for those who don't know what a headcrab is: PLAY HALF-LIFE 2!!!!!!!! Although she may be a head crabzombie, she is still intelligent enough to seek medical treatment, because she is undead, and thus is recessitated, and to seek revenge against Foremek. Foremek walks along the street and all of a sudden sees a well placed penny infront of an overpass on the ground. He egarly reaches for the penny when he hears a voice above. He looks up to see the alive human pArOxSyM, as she says "Merry christmas to you too. Give Jesus my regards." Then drops the weighted companion cube on top of his head, crushing his body into the ground. He dies a horrible death and has no chance of being revived. A robotic voice then chimes: " Your companion cube will never stab you." I think Black Messa still has some kinks in the works. ^^ (ouch)
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:23 pm
pArOxSyM Foremek Foremek walks up to pAr0xSyM and gives her a wrapped present "Merry Christmas!" She excitedly opens it up and out jumps a headcrab, which eats her head. She dies horribly and is now a headcrab zombie.
EDIT: for those who don't know what a headcrab is: PLAY HALF-LIFE 2!!!!!!!! Although she may be a head crabzombie, she is still intelligent enough to seek medical treatment, because she is undead, and thus is recessitated, and to seek revenge against Foremek. Foremek walks along the street and all of a sudden sees a well placed penny infront of an overpass on the ground. He egarly reaches for the penny when he hears a voice above. He looks up to see the alive human pArOxSyM, as she says "Merry christmas to you too. Give Jesus my regards." Then drops the weighted companion cube on top of his head, crushing his body into the ground. He dies a horrible death and has no chance of being revived. A robotic voice then chimes: " Your companion cube will never stab you." I think Black Messa still has some kinks in the works. ^^
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:57 pm
Foremek pArOxSyM Foremek Foremek walks up to pAr0xSyM and gives her a wrapped present "Merry Christmas!" She excitedly opens it up and out jumps a headcrab, which eats her head. She dies horribly and is now a headcrab zombie.
EDIT: for those who don't know what a headcrab is: PLAY HALF-LIFE 2!!!!!!!! Although she may be a head crabzombie, she is still intelligent enough to seek medical treatment, because she is undead, and thus is recessitated, and to seek revenge against Foremek. Foremek walks along the street and all of a sudden sees a well placed penny infront of an overpass on the ground. He egarly reaches for the penny when he hears a voice above. He looks up to see the alive human pArOxSyM, as she says "Merry christmas to you too. Give Jesus my regards." Then drops the weighted companion cube on top of his head, crushing his body into the ground. He dies a horrible death and has no chance of being revived. A robotic voice then chimes: " Your companion cube will never stab you." I think Black Messa still has some kinks in the works. ^^ Pumps self full of adrenaline. " Dumb a** play the orange box - 'portal' and listen to the end credits("Maybe you'll get help from Black Messa- Just Kidding "). Stupid nOOb!" pArOxSyM calls out a mob of gnomes which eat the flesh of the Half-Life geeks. They all die horrible deaths. And she is so mad she digs up the remains of Foremek and uses her rage to make them spontaneously combust. Merry f-ing christmas, happy birthday Jesus.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:36 am
When Foremek spontaniously combusts, pArOxSyM gets cought in the flames and catches on fire. Cause of death: drowning when the fire department puts the flame out.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:16 am
grabs your headband and chokes you with it
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:39 pm
so wats sup peeps i live to type another day and put the person above me in a shredder
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:11 am
hey again im going to have to commit suicide now jumps off building and land on the oscar meyer weiner truck
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:44 am
its amazing wat i do for money
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:39 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:00 pm
dudeonpot winds up in a hot dog factory, and can't help himself, so he starts singing "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
Foremek sneaks up on him and grants the wish with a push
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:37 pm
As Foremek is walking through town, he sees a sign saying that there is "free Oscar Meyer Weiners" on the thirtieth floor.(note: in small text at the bottom of sign it says "may contain human flesh")As Foremek reached the designated room, he is told that the door must be closed behind him. As he closed the door, I had locked it behind him. As he started banging on the door, he sees the bomb on the table, and it explodes on him and he dies instantaneously.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:37 pm
I choose not to die by the bomb, but instead jump out the window and splatter all over the sidewalk.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:35 pm
Ryuuko666 is simply walking down the sreet wen he dies from a sudden heart attack because biker payed kira to kill him
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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