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 Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:57 pm
DR MOLLY CLOCK
Oh, chicken salaaad! You're tasty, you're food to be eaten, it's good!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:23 pm
This part really cracked me up from Thursday's episode.
J.D.: I'm just so mad I literally don't know what to say to her. (J.D. holds up his hand to stop Old M.C. from talking as he walks by) Don't you dare. Part of me wants to talk to her, part of me wants to...
Old M.C.:[i] (Yelling from a distance) Bust a move?
J.D.: You have a problem, sir, seek help!
And I just saw the Matthew Perry episode (that's what I always call it)a couple nights ago as well:
J.D.'s narration: Make the flesh and blood argument again but in a different way.
J.D.: Blood and flesh, Murray.
Murray: I'll do it.
J.D.'s narration: Jackpot!
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:19 pm
"Mornin', doctor Dorian."
"Praise be to Krishna!"
"Yellow! Oh, Mellow Yellow! That's funny. You know, I never knew what that song was about; now i get it...Liver disease."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:21 pm
Elliot; "You don't like Cox?"
Jordan; "Actually, I love Cox."
*Todd walks in*
Todd; "Greatest conversation. Ever."
Jordan; "Thaaat's the problem."
Random girl; "THIS SAUSAGE IS HUUUUGE!"
Todd; "'Scuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere."
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 2:18 pm
"Oh no no, she's got great, giant perky credentials. She's out. Besides, she's too expensive."
"About that, now. I've actually been thinking about going after that residency director position."
"But, Perry. Don't you realize that that would mean you were taking a positive step in your life. Wait, quick. When was the first time we made love?"
"Gimme a break, Jordan. We've never made love."
"Good. It is you."
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:46 pm
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:55 am
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:07 pm
XD
"I don't need this Spanish-English dictionary anymore!"
"THANKS!"
"You're welcome-o."
Hahahahaha.
Amazing.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:02 am
My common enemy
I love the bit when Molly is there and they try to break her spirit
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HALL
Molly walks through, whistling the 'Andy Griffith Show' theme.
Dr. Cox: Dear God, she has an actual skip in her step.
Dr. Kelso: Doesn't bother me as much as the whistling. Watch what happens.
The whistling catches on with those she passes, including Ted the Lawyer.
Dr. Kelso: Why are you whistling, Ted? Your life is pathetic.
Ted: Right.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what's our plan of attack?
Dr. Cox: When I crush a person's spirit, I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.
Dr. Kelso: I prefer to create an environment in which the subjects end up crushing themselves!
Dr. Cox: Aha.
Janitor: I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason. If I could find them I'd show ya.
J.D. backs out of the area.
Janitor: He's near.
So they...
CAFETERIA
Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso approach Molly as she is about to sit down for lunch.
Dr. Kelso: Turns out you can't go to your mom's wedding. There's too much shift-switching going on here and I don't like shift-switching. It's too hard to say!
Dr. Cox: Awww. That wasn't very soft and creamy.
Molly: It's okay. He has a hospital to run, I understand.
She goes to sit down whistiling.And it quickly spreads to everyone in the cafeteria.
Dr. Cox: Good God. She can't be stopped.
But they end up feeling bad so...
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Clock, you don't have to miss your wedding. I was lying about shift-switching. I like doing it, I like saying it -- shift-switching. And I only lied because we were trying to destroy your morale.
Molly: Why would you do that?
Dr. Cox: Well, in our defense, you're overly cheery and we were bored.
Molly: But you thought it would be nice to come clean and make me feel better?
Dr. Kelso: Pretty much.
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Dr. Cox: Pretty much, yeah.
Molly: See, I told you there's good in everyone. If you'll excuse me, boys, I've got a plane to catch.
Dr. Cox: Don't even pretend like you knew what we were doing all along.
A car pulls up and honks.
Molly: Adios, boys.
She pulls on a floppy straw hat and goes to her car.
Dr. Cox: Was she always wearing that big hat?
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 1:24 pm
The one my friends and I always find ourselves quoting is from "My Drive-by"
Kelso: Was that man smoking a gavel?
Janitor: Seemed to be...
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:59 pm
Winged Monkee The one my friends and I always find ourselves quoting is from "My Drive-by" Kelso: Was that man smoking a gavel? Janitor: Seemed to be...
Hahahahah!
I LOVE YOUR SIG.
<3!
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 9:16 pm
Winged Monkee The one my friends and I always find ourselves quoting is from "My Drive-by" Kelso: Was that man smoking a gavel? Janitor: Seemed to be... Huh...That could become a phenomenon.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:19 am
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:58 pm
Just to see her reaction, I bought a gavel, threw on my old lab coat and went in to work on a day when my friend was working and i wasn't. She couldn't stop laughing as I wondered around the lobby smoking the gavel and weirding out the customers by initiating strange conversations with them.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:29 pm
Winged Monkee Just to see her reaction, I bought a gavel, threw on my old lab coat and went in to work on a day when my friend was working and i wasn't. She couldn't stop laughing as I wondered around the lobby smoking the gavel and weirding out the customers by initiating strange conversations with them.
I love you.
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