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 Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:01 pm
((um.. im in space... at the Armada... lets just say you flew there with us, Bri! lol!))
Jos looked back at Bri..
"Um.. Sure. I guess. Why not?" Jos said, then looked at the Tallest again...
"Sooo.. Reward?" Jos said, looking at them hopefully.
"Oh.... Umm... Yea! Uh-huh-huh-hum.... Here!"
Tallest Purple said.. He pulled out two pieces of paper from his pocket..
"What is th--"
"This, is the papers to 2 newly modeled voot carriers... even BIGGER than yours, Jos... And I guess Zim deserves one too... even though... he.... Urgh! Just take it already!"
The Tallest forced it into Jos's hand, she looked at it for a bit, then gave Zim his.. Tallest Red looked dumbfounded as Zim scanned his papers...
"Thank you, my Tallest... I.. how... WOW!" Zim said, dumb-founded also...
"Come on, Zim.. We should probrably get our new Voots before we get a parking ticket for my one that is parked in an un-otherized spot..."
Jos said, grabbing Zims and Bri's arms, running out into the Voot again, starting the engine and leaving the premises.
"Great... Just what I need.. a BIGGER voot to hide... Ah well... I guess I'll just build a garage in the ground with a grass disguise..."
Jos said, looking at the paper, and flying to the given address...
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:09 am
"Tallest why do I have to help other Invaders when they just sometimes ignore me?"He asked them.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:36 am
Bri was whisked away, practacly bieng dragged by Jos' strong grip. She was thrilled at the thought of a ride in the humungo (sry for misspelling..it's just SO fun!!!) voot. At the same time, she felt a little tug of unsureity (nother fun word!). She didn't want to crash again. She quikley dissmissed the idea and sped up a little more.
"I'm tired...." Bri mumbled to herself. "I hope this one goes faster than the old one...I don't wanna have to wait 6 months all over again". She yawned.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:12 pm
(so much has happened since I last read and replied sweatdrop )
Pabble went outside and decided to walk back to her home where she could recollect herself. She always hated talking to invaders unless they were elite or she had known them for a while. It was always uncomfortable. Upon enterance of her home, both SIR and herself reverted back to their normal selves. She wasn't wearing her uniform, but her Elite mark had reappeared. She pulled off her eye covers and revealed her colored eyes. Her SIR had gone back to his yellow color, unless Pabble walked infront of him, then he immediately glowed red with a salute, but after dismissle he went to a corner and powered off. Pabble was tired and went to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:08 am
"Who the hell is Bobjoe? Can someone tell me?" Bob looked around and looks at the tallest staring at him in disbelief. "I dont even know who I am."
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:19 pm
"Umm... You're Bobjoe, Bobjoe..." Tallest purple said, looking at him oddily... "This guys nuts.... Lets just through him in jail or somethin and get done with this..." Tallest Red wispered to Purple...
"Throw him into the jail... We're tired of 'em..." Purple said, picking up a bag of donuts and stuffing his face with them... Red did the same...
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Jos was in the drivers seat of her new Voot... She was brushing the top of it, and was delighted to find that it had a smoothie maker. She had ordered a new red, Voot 07... It was nice and shinny, and very roomy, with a auto pilot option, at whatever speed you want...
"This means that I can go even FASTER!!" Jos said to herself, not knowing that she had said that outloud..
Suddenly, another Voot, much like hers, but colored purple, pulled up beside her, where she saw Zim sitting in the drivers seat... Then, Jos's computer said,
"Incoming transmission coming from Zim!"
"Allow transmission to come through." She said, looking at the screen.
"LOOK AT THIS!!! THIS IS SO COOL!! I MEAN, COME ON, IT HAS A SMOOTHIE MAKER IN HERE!!! Hey, wanna race home?" Zim said, on the screen, smiling evily at the thought of a race...
"Sure, why not..." Jos said... Bri was on Jos's ship, so Jos yelled back, "Bri, strap in, TRUST ME, you'll want to..."
3...
2...
1...
GO!!!
THEY WHERE OFF! JOS WAS IN THE LEAD BY FAR, WHEN SUDDENLY, ZIM PRESSED THE HYPERSPEED BUTTON, AND HE ZOOMED FORWARD AT LEAST 500 MPH.. JOS ALSO PRESSED THE BUTTON, AND CAUGHT UP.. EARTH WAS JUST AHEAD!!!
come on Jos, COME ON!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:32 pm
Bri Grinned. This was great. She looked down at Earth, rapidly growing bigger. She pressed her face closer to the window, staring at the blue,white and blue marble, of a planet. Even though she was extremely excited about zooming about, now, 700mph, Bri was overjoyed at the thought of home. Home....she didn't even have on of her own, but just the thought of finally settling down made her antsy. She grabbed a smoothie from the machine.
It was moments like these that Bri became absent-minded. All the cares in the world just melted away. She started to doze off. Before she knew it, sleep had enclosed her. She dreamt of pancakes. I like pancakes. And she also dreamt of........MEAT!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:38 pm
Jos had blasted into the earth's atmosphere, pounding on the brakes. She stopped, luckily preventing her from crashing into a large house, which was her own. Zim followed close behind, but, unlike her, he crashed into Jos's neighbors lawn, but luckily the new Voot's repared themselves with the press of a button.. Unfortunately, the grass didn't, but the neighbors weren't home so who cared?!
"Haha I beat you Zim!!!" Jos said through the intercom.. Zim looked up at her, stared for a minute, jumped out of his Voot, walked into Jos's Voot, and said,
"Yea, I know.. I didn't think I would win against you.. Hey! At least we didn't get ticketed for speed racing!" He said, laughing slightly.
"Yea... Hey.. Hey Bri.. Wake up, Bri! We're home!" Jos said, shaking Bri's shoulder...
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:58 am
Suddenly Bobjoe gets thrown into a jail cell. He looks around. "NOT EVEN A COT?" He yells. He looks at the small peice of paper in the corner of the room. It had writing on it. It read 'If you would like to escape dig right where you found this paper.' Bob looked at the ground. The ground had gained alot of dust since his absence. Little did he know that he was here before and the cell was saved for him. He also wrote the note so other prisoners in this cell coul escape. But Bob didnt know that. He looked and also noticed the floor was made out of metal. "How could I dig here..." he mutters to himself. He smashes his hand into it once and is slightly gives way. "Well whadaya know..." he says under his breath again. He pulls up his hand and clenches it. He smashes into the floor as hard as he can and a good 4 by 4 square foot hole is in it. He jumps through and tries to somewhat put the metal back. It fits pretty good. It will probably buy him some time. He starts quietly running down the hallway. He skids around a corner and comes up to a crude makeshift sign. It reads 'Greeting Escapee. This is the final thing youhave to do before you are homesweet home. Wherever that is. Now thiscan either make you a free man, or kill you instantly. Just dig in front of this sign and drop on through. That should lead you into a loading dock. Now just steal a ship and escape. Or be a stowaway on one. Your choice. Well then again your last choice would be to go back up to your cell and stay there.' Bob walks over to the sign and stares at it like he had read it before. Acually he did. He was the one who made this, scratch that, FOUND this cavern, so to speak. He made the sign too. But of course Bob didnt know that. Bob quickly smashes the ground. It doesnt give way as much as the floor in the cell. He tries pulling on it and it comes right off. He moves it just as much as to fit him through it. He silently drops into a loading dock. Bob jumps up into it and starts fighting with the pilot when a few guards drop down through the cealing. To use the surprise Bob throws out the pilot and goes out into space. Strangely no lasers are shooting at him. They are clearencing him through. He puts the ship into hyperspace and glides through all the way to Earth, with a few armada ships following him because they knew that anyone who used hyperspace emediatly was a criminal. Bob lands on the serface in the City Cess Pool. He suddenly finds out this machine has a disguise maker. He turns it on and suddenly gets surrounded be light. He has changed into a young boy with freckles and redish blonde hair. He quickly runs away from the scene and looks at the bums who don't have houses. They are all beat up. So Bob rips up his clothing, rolls around in the trash, and punches himself in the face a few times. The walks into the street and unto the sidewalk.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:00 pm
Jos turned suddenly...
"What was that?" She said, looking off in the distance, where a large smoke cloud had appeared..
"Hmm.. Gimme 2 guess's.. Bob or Joe?" Zim said, looking first at the cloud, then at Jos.
"Shall we?" He said.
"Yea, lets." Jos responded, putting back on her disguise and releasing the metal spider-legs from her backpack...
"Lets go, Zim." She said, running at hyper-speed towards the exploshion, with Zim close behind. He was right. There was a small Voot crashed into the earth...
"And there's Bobjoe..." Zim said, looking at what appeared to be a boy punching himself.
Jos looked at him... Must be him. I haven't seen him before, so it MUST be.. She thought.
"Hey Bob... BOB!" Jos yelled at him, while walking his way.
"We aren't going to bother taking you to the Armada again.. It would seem to suspicious, even though there is nothing suspicious about it. Come with us, you don't look human enough..."
Jos said, while her and Zim grabbed Bob's arms and brought him into a clothing store.
((someone be dib, i am for a lil bit k?)
Dib was currently walking down the street, and looked across to notice that Zim and Jos where pulling a kid into a clothing store, and inside of the gutter where they came from, there was a broken space-craft.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:43 am
wHY MUST EVEERYONE IGNORE ME!
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:26 am
"Wha-??" Jos said, looking at Yamp... She didn't notice that he was there...
"Involve yourself and talk, maybe that might help you..." She said. Zim looked at him also. He snickered, but Jos elbowed him hard in the gut, and he stopped.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:38 pm
"Woah woah woah. Whos Bob? I just moved in from Russia. Im an exchange student. My name is George Manlinberry. Not Bob." He looks around and looks at the shopkeeper. "Could you help me? Please?" As Bob says that the shopkeeper yells "GET AWAY FROM THAT CHILD!!"((Im guessing Im roleplaying the shopkeeper now. For a little bit atleast))
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:55 pm
"DO NOT ANGER THE IRKEN ELITE, HUMAN-PIG!!!!!" Jos yelled at the shopkeeper. She suddenly had a bright red orb glowing around her and everything went black except for Zim, Bob (going by George), the Shopkeeper, Yamp, and of course, her... The shopkeeper began to scream, and suddenly disappeared, as everything went back to normal.
"Woa... What was that?!" Zim said, looking around
"Nothing... I sent him to Hong Kong... He angered me, even though i warned him... Bob, don't try to fool me. You are much too obivous. Look at your clothing. It has an Irken simbole on it." Jos said, panting, and pointing to Bob's shirt. Sure enough, there was a red Irken Emblem on it. Jos took her hand, and took off Bob's contacts, showing him to the mirror.
"Bob, you are Irken, no matter how hard you deny it... Look at yourself..." Jos then took a device out of her pocket, and ran it over Bob. His skin was back to green, his hair replaced by his normal intenahs, and his eyes as red as ever. "See?" She said, changing him back again.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:27 pm
Speaking of disguises, Bri realized she wasn't wearing one. Herl earings hanging off the back of her antennas seemed to shout "I'm Irkin!!1 I'm from another Planet!!! Yay!!". "Oooh! I wanna disguise!! Please!! i wanna go to skool and everything!!!It'll be SO much fun!!!" She squeezed Jos, excitedly. She jumped up and down at Bob. "YAY!!! It'll be great!!" She knew she was pissing off Zim and Jos, but she was just so HAPPY!!!!! Suddenly, she felt a loss of words. "Mmmmyep....I'm hungry..let's eat." She stuck out her tounge.
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