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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:39 pm
tubabenji he drew too near the unrelenting heat of the sun which melted the wax on his swan-dress in which he plumented towards the earth in speeds that can only be expressed in a calculator. but luckly he landed in a... ..pie. Four-and-twenty blackbirds Baked into a pie. Along came Boris, and...
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:01 am
...he stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plumb, then he said "Aww, sticky..." and threw the pie...
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:47 pm
a distance of no less than 3.14
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yards, which landed squarely in the face of...
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:06 pm
The Killer Rabbit! (of Monty Python fame.) The Rabbit looked scared for a second, then saw that the pi(e) in fact was not a Holy Hand Grenade, and decided to...
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:59 pm
...hop on his invisible horse and, with the assistance of two coconut halves, gallop to...
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:59 am
Candyland. But on the way there, he met....
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:09 pm
...a Chama-chama-chama-chama-chama-chamelion, which danced in a strobe light with...
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:19 pm
Ayn Rand, author of 'Atlas Shrugged' and other fine novels, the most recent having the title of...
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:27 am
How to Successfully Bake Your Noodle-Shaped Car Without it Exploding. The book was very successful, so successful, that it sold copies by the...
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:17 am
...gallon. And the liter, depending on what part of the world you were in.
This affected the politics of the penguins, who met in the Town Hall and came to a decision about...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:28 am
sandwiches. They decided to ban sandwiches. which angered many people including...
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:14 pm
...Frosty the Snowman. No one ever did find out why because he promptly melted into a puddle of...
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:16 pm
...warm beer, which raised some serious questions of the compostion of the so-called 'snowman'. It was decided to block off the area to avoid contamination from...
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:49 pm
tubabenji ...warm beer, which raised some serious questions of the compostion of the so-called 'snowman'. It was decided to block off the area to avoid contamination from... ...the bells and oranges of St. Maddy Sinclair. Sold at a booth at the carnival fair! The grand prize: a wig made of soft, golden hair. Boris, who decided to rejoin the story, began tossing bells and oranges at the booth owner in hopes that he would win the wig. He aimed his bell-and-orange, leaned back, and...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:17 am
..got hit by Mr. Roger's trolley! A swat team swooped down on ropes from nowhere-in-particular and began handing out fliers for the.....
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