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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:55 pm
I blame people who are out of my control. I need a bath. I am gonna have to start killing people. Starting with my sister who drank my booze without asking and won't be able to replace it till tomorrow! I've been waiting a week to relax. And then I go to take a bath but omg she has to do laundry right then! If she just moves out. I will be ok.
Then I wouldn't have to ram this jerk off the side of the road. Point the gun to his head. And shove a grenade down his throat.
And carve "I'm a stupid b*****d" into his forehead.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:57 pm
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Angry, are we?
-hands you a cookie and spa in a box-
O.o
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:58 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:00 pm
pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you?
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:01 pm
pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
THAT HURT. my ankles are throbbing O.o
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:01 pm
Ammit the Devourer I blame people who are out of my control. I need a bath. I am gonna have to start killing people. Starting with my sister who drank my booze without asking and won't be able to replace it till tomorrow! I've been waiting a week to relax. And then I go to take a bath but omg she has to do laundry right then! If she just moves out. I will be ok. Then I wouldn't have to ram this jerk off the side of the road. Point the gun to his head. And shove a grenade down his throat. And carve "I'm a stupid b*****d" into his forehead. YOU HAVE YOUR EDGE!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:02 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you? Rofl sure? @dog- ummm *rubs your ankles* any better?
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:02 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Ammit the Devourer I blame people who are out of my control. I need a bath. I am gonna have to start killing people. Starting with my sister who drank my booze without asking and won't be able to replace it till tomorrow! I've been waiting a week to relax. And then I go to take a bath but omg she has to do laundry right then! If she just moves out. I will be ok. Then I wouldn't have to ram this jerk off the side of the road. Point the gun to his head. And shove a grenade down his throat. And carve "I'm a stupid b*****d" into his forehead. YOU HAVE YOUR EDGE!!! anger is always my friend.
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Psychotic Habits Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:03 pm
pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you? Rofl sure? @dog- ummm *rubs your ankles* any better? *Hugs you and hands you a "Best Response ribbon"*
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:03 pm
pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you? Rofl sure? @dog- ummm *rubs your ankles* any better? I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
OW. my tendons is gone crying
Mischief managed.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:05 pm
Ammit the Devourer Doctor of Poetic Harmony Ammit the Devourer I blame people who are out of my control. I need a bath. I am gonna have to start killing people. Starting with my sister who drank my booze without asking and won't be able to replace it till tomorrow! I've been waiting a week to relax. And then I go to take a bath but omg she has to do laundry right then! If she just moves out. I will be ok. Then I wouldn't have to ram this jerk off the side of the road. Point the gun to his head. And shove a grenade down his throat. And carve "I'm a stupid b*****d" into his forehead. YOU HAVE YOUR EDGE!!! anger is always my friend. It can be an enemy too...
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:06 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you? Rofl sure? @dog- ummm *rubs your ankles* any better? *Hugs you and hands you a "Best Response ribbon"* Wow thanks, what was it that won you over?
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:10 pm
pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony pineapple07 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Use the gun to shoot one of his tires. Once the tire goes flat and the car pulls over, pull the guy out of the car, cut his achillies tendons (the ones of the back of your leg above your heel) and shove one of the grenades up his a**. With the tendons cut, he can't chase me while the grenade goes off. Also, I'd take the other grenade and shove it in the exhaust pipe of his car so that if he lives, he still won't have a car. ^_^ Can I hug you? Rofl sure? @dog- ummm *rubs your ankles* any better? *Hugs you and hands you a "Best Response ribbon"* Wow thanks, what was it that won you over? The cutting of the man's tendons.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony The cutting of the man's tendons. Ooh I'll have to remember that for further situations.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:53 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Hmm... First, I'ld chuck a grenade so the cat crashes, next, I'ld get him out of his car using the other grenade and the knife. then I'ld replace his fuses with ammo from the gun (so when he starts the car back up, and thinks 'hahaha, I'm awesome and blah blah blah' he'll get 'shot' by the fuse in a place where it really hurts >D assuming that his fuse box is under the steering wheel, and if it isn't, then I'll just move it there X3 also, make sure his car will short wire razz that way he'll be stranded as well) I'll steal his phone while I'm at it XD then I'll chuck the other grenade in the back of the car, so when he gets away, he'll have the police on his tail for the first explosion biggrin (if any one is question the fuse thing, it was on a mythbusters episode XD)
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