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 Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:58 am
d3m0nd099 was sitting in a bar, when mr t and chuck norris walk into the same bar. both d3m0nd099 and the bar aslpode.
thats the best i got for the asploding situation.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:01 pm
i set dxsciz on fire and dance around him wile watching him burn
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:02 pm
I booby trap d3m0nd099's living room window, front door, lawn, car, bookshelf, refrigerator, computer, clothes and bed. After an entire day of avoiding and disabling traps, he comes over to my place to kill me and sets off the booby trap on MY front door and dies.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:53 pm
Foremek I booby trap d3m0nd099's living room window, front door, lawn, car, bookshelf, refrigerator, computer, clothes and bed. After an entire day of avoiding and disabling traps, he comes over to my place to kill me and sets off the booby trap on MY front door and dies. nice..*takes his ax and chops his head off excetuner style*
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 pm
d3m0nd099 Foremek I booby trap d3m0nd099's living room window, front door, lawn, car, bookshelf, refrigerator, computer, clothes and bed. After an entire day of avoiding and disabling traps, he comes over to my place to kill me and sets off the booby trap on MY front door and dies. nice..*takes his ax and chops his head off excetuner style*
I counter attack, critical hit, and his head lands neatly in hole 18.
I kill him AND win the game.
Aw crap...I lost The Game
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:14 pm
Foremek d3m0nd099 Foremek I booby trap d3m0nd099's living room window, front door, lawn, car, bookshelf, refrigerator, computer, clothes and bed. After an entire day of avoiding and disabling traps, he comes over to my place to kill me and sets off the booby trap on MY front door and dies. nice..*takes his ax and chops his head off excetuner style*
I counter attack, critical hit, and his head lands neatly in hole 18.
I kill him AND win the game.
Aw crap...I lost The Gameha u asplode now...good bye
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:50 pm
Shrapnel from my head-asplode embeds itself in d3m0nd099's brain causing instant horrible woundedness.
I then grow a new head and send grueninjas after d3m0nd099 so he gets stealth-eated domokun ninja domokun ninja domokun ninja domokun ninja domokun ninja
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:03 pm
i choke you then slam your head into a wall
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:09 pm
d3m0nd099 i choke you then slam your head into a wall I grab you by the back of the neck, so you bite through your tongue, then hold your head back so you drown in your own blood. ^^ Happy holidays .
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:18 pm
pArOxSyM d3m0nd099 i choke you then slam your head into a wall I grab you by the back of the neck, so you bite through your tongue, then hold your head back so you drown in your own blood. ^^ Happy holidays . pArOxSyM was sitting down to eat one day but unknowst to her her food was posiond so she ate it and died.((lame i know but effective))
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:21 pm
Not knowing that pArOxSyM had also added a herbal solution that gave the appearance of death and would wake up in an hour, D3m0nd goes home where he plans to spend a few hours watching TV, then a pack of evil gnomes smash through his window and crawl inside of him so they can eat him from the inside out. pArOxSyM kindly hands the head gnome some monopoly money for their work^^
( that was for stealing the death I suggested )
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:24 pm
pArOxSyM Not knowing that pArOxSyM had also added a herbal solution that gave the appearance of death and would wake up in an hour, D3m0nd goes home where he plans to spend a few hours watching TV, then a pack of evil gnomes smash through his window and crawl inside of him so they can eat him from the inside out. pArOxSyM kindly hands the head gnome some monopoly money for their work^^ ( that was for stealing the death I suggested ) HA U NEVER SAID I DIED..but unknown to her they healed me and then went away wile mulitaing her and her house on the way home
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:30 pm
She also did not die as she pumped herself full of adrenaline. After which she goes after d3m0nd. d3m0nd recieves a bouquet of flowers. Sweet lovely flowers. He cannot help but take a sniff. After which his nose begins to ich and he sneezes lightly. Then more rough. Then hard. Then Violent. And when he thinks it is done, he sneezes SOOOOO hard that his brains blow out the back of his head ^^ d3m0nd dies and gnomes devour his flesh ^^ Happy Holidays.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:44 pm
Foremek walks up to pAr0xSyM and gives her a wrapped present "Merry Christmas!" She excitedly opens it up and out jumps a headcrab, which eats her head. She dies horribly and is now a headcrab zombie.
EDIT: for those who don't know what a headcrab is: PLAY HALF-LIFE 2!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:01 pm
throws a grunny on his head and it eats his brains..ha she gonna get u..^^
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