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 Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:14 am
fortunately, it was screwed over in the literal sense, and the screws didn't hold
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:05 pm
unfortunately, the kitchen fell off and landed on an innocent bystander.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:11 am
Fortunately, that bystander would of grown up to overlord of the world.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:22 am
Unfortunately, that bystander will die by my hands by then.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:13 am
Fortunately, that "bystander" was a wanted terrorist.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:45 am
unfortunately, the terrorist was hired by you to terrorize the world into working for you.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:42 pm
Fortunately, the world is already terrorized.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:54 pm
Unfortunatly, since the world is terrorized, nothing good is happening which means that there is no more happiness anywhere, which means that there is no more unicorns ever since they are good and happiness personified.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:06 am
Fortunately, unicorns have become hilarious and incredible military tacticians.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:15 am
Unfortunately, they beat you up.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:20 am
Fortunately, They pay you 1,000,000 every month
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:25 am
Unfortunately, that money is worthless in your country
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:43 am
Fortunately, that money has 10x more value in the neighboring country.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:39 am
unfortunately, that neighboring country has been nuked by unicorn tactitians and is uninhabited
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 7:30 pm
fortunately, I am their leader.
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