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 Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:15 pm
I don't know what the time warp is.
Have you ever had the feeling someone was watching you and masturbating?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:17 pm
No, and I'd rather not have that happen to me, either. sweatdrop
Ever thought about shoplifting, even though it wasn't/isn't in your nature to do such a thing?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:24 pm
Excellent. I mean me neither.
I love free stuff that wasn't meant to be free. I stole hundreds of Pokemon cards and a dog collar. Loads of fun.
Have you ever been having sex with a pregnant woman and mistaken her going into labor as screams of pleasure and her begin actually giving birth to a child while you were still pounding away?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:31 pm
Absolutely not.
Have you ever dang, umm...been on the run, yeah that's good.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:42 pm
Probably? Depends what you mean by "on the run".
And I'm out of sexual questions... beep. Have you ever woken up someone wearing a mask and holding a weapon to scare them awake?
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:34 am
 She in torsion paints a torrid tale -
See her callous grin upon his wail!
- Be the torture, swallow down the pain -
His burden gone, no life must he sustain.→ Aha! Ye-- No v v..
Have you ever ..
Said "Lol" when you're not on a chat
Or messaging but in actual real life conversation? Revenge on Man! Her loss of trust had
Wrought an evil whored in lust:
The crafted vintage e’re the thrust
Behind her ill champagne..
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:00 am
Yes.
Have you ever accidentally locked yourself in a bathroom?
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:03 am
Yes. But in my defense, it was 2 in the morning and I couldn't get a good grip on the door handle.
Have you ever seen and/or been mauled by a tiger?
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:25 pm
Not had the pleasure.
Have you ever strapped 50 slices of bread to your body and went to feed the ducks?
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:54 pm
Noooo. :/
Have you ever had a manaja twa?
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:36 pm
xd god now im glad i learned the meaning of that 6 years ago.... and no i have not.....
What would you do to me if you had me alone with you for one night and i had to do whatever you asked XD?
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:41 pm
lol have you do my laundry.
Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have 11 toes?
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:15 pm
Ouka Dark, you're supposed to ask a have you ever question.
Anyway, I've probably thought about that a time or two. Sometimes I wonder if I have less toes because 2 toes on each of my feet are combined. xd
Have you ever had a fight with someone who was prank calling you?
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:57 pm
Yes... Ye I have...
Have you everf... damn... no sexual have you evers...um... Have you ever Mastrubated into a jar and poured it into a frying pan then taken the product and smeared it onto your partners face during a**l intercourse by a three trees in the earlyt summer wile two dogs watched?
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:41 pm
O_O Pfft.... lol I sure hope this question was accumulated through just thought. But I'm a girl, and a virgin, so no. But I already posted some sexual questions on this very page if you wanna look at those.
Have you ever vigorously scratched your leg under your sheet and someone walk in on your doing so, causing a misunderstood awkward moment?
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