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Dangerous Conversationalist
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 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:11 am
Fortunately, your father is a dentist and you are now a gazillionaire.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:08 am
Unfortunately, gazillion is not a real number.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:11 am
Fortunately, due to the odds, it has now been added to the dictionary and mathematical text. One Winged Angelda Unfortunately, gazillion is not a real number.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:36 am
Unfortunately, the value is still unknown.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:50 am
Fortunately, today is going to be sunny.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:53 am
Unfortunately, there's also a chance of meatballs. :3
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:42 pm
Fortunately, there will be spaghetti and garlic bread along with a delicious sauce.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:54 pm
Unfortunately, you are allergic. crying
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:54 pm
Fortunately, a cure for all types of allergies was discovered and now you will be able to eat in peace. lol
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:12 pm
unfortunately it's main side effect is death.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:14 pm
Fortunately it's a fun death, where you explode into a burst of glitter and rainbows.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:03 am
Unfortunately, your glittery rainbow self stepped in a puddle of lard. Why, I don't know.
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:08 am
Fortunately, the sticky lard prevented you from exploding.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:19 am
Unfortunately, your lover saw you covered in Lard-goo and decided you were too weird for her/him.
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:24 am
Fortunately, the two of you were only lovers since your parents forced you to be together.
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