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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:07 pm
sweetnessfairy ] Granted, but now that's the longest you'll ever sleep. And you'll sleep no more frequently. 3nodding I wish my video production partners would stop being such perfectionists... mad (Note: They turn out crappy ANYWAYS, so this should be a challenge ninja ) Granted, but they only fool around, shooting toy guns at each other, and such, so you end up having to do most of the work. Anael De Ezra Granted, but now you're doing all the work and the teacher thinks your video is so good you must have plagiarized it. I wish I had some fluffy slippers. Granted, except it's not actually slippers. You have to put your feet in one of Fluffy's (the three-headed dog from Harry Potter) mouths. Each, one foot goes in one mouth, the other in another (the third doesn't get any). I wish that I wasn't suddenly tired...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:34 pm
Granted, but now you're so energy high that you can't use a keyboard cause your whole body is twitching. You knock over a glass cup sitting on your desk that magically just appeared, it shatters, throwing glass on the ground. You then fall out of your chair into it and seize in the glass till you die. :D
I wish my basement didn't have the odor of catshit since he pooped in his box last night, and had no aroma what-so-ever.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:44 pm
K I N G S H O Y Granted, but now you're so energy high that you can't use a keyboard cause your whole body is twitching. You knock over a glass cup sitting on your desk that magically just appeared, it shatters, throwing glass on the ground. You then fall out of your chair into it and seize in the glass till you die. : D I wish my basement didn't have the odor of catshit since he pooped in his box last night, and had no aroma what-so-ever. Granted! But your cat died because of his inability to crap. I wish that All of reality no longer existed.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:04 pm
Edmond Dantes K I N G S H O Y Granted, but now you're so energy high that you can't use a keyboard cause your whole body is twitching. You knock over a glass cup sitting on your desk that magically just appeared, it shatters, throwing glass on the ground. You then fall out of your chair into it and seize in the glass till you die. : D I wish my basement didn't have the odor of catshit since he pooped in his box last night, and had no aroma what-so-ever. Granted! But your cat died because of his inability to crap. I wish that All of reality no longer existed. Granted. (...o_O wink I wish I knew everything and was able to comprehend it all.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:09 pm
Fortenra Askasa Granted. (...o_O wink I wish I knew everything and was able to comprehend it all. Granted. However, because you knew everything, people keep going up to you and asking questions. Sometimes pointless questions, such as "Am I hot?", sometimes huge questions such as "What is the meaning of life?". And, eventually, you go insane from being asked so many questions. I wish I wasn't cold...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:10 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted, but now you burn to death.
I wish for Buzz to always be wearing clean underwear.
No! Not teenagers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:12 pm
Respectful Rhino Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted, but you're so smart your head asplodes.
I wish for Buzz to always be wearing clean underwear.
No! Not teenagers! Granted. However, it turns out you have a fetish for dirty underwear. I wish that everyone would die in seven days. twisted
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:14 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted, but since you're someone you die too.
I wish my room was clean.
No! Not teenagers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:16 pm
Respectful Rhino Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted, but since you're someone you die too.
I wish my room was clean.
No! Not teenagers! Granted, but now you can't find anything. I wish I could find the missing part of my mouse.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:16 pm
Respectful Rhino Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Granted, but since you're someone you die too.
I wish my room was clean.
No! Not teenagers! Granted, but you yourself have become dirty. Anael De Ezra Granted, but now you can't find anything. I wish I could find the missing part of my mouse. Granted, but it turns out to be a part of an actual mouse. Ewww! I wish that I didn't have that Good Charlotte song stuck in my head.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:19 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Ezzy: Granted, but now that your mouse is fixed you have wasted your life on Gaia and end up dying from malnutrition.
Aine: Granted. Well, now you have the Tiger Song stuck in your head.
I wish I had an angelic halo on gaia. 8D
No! Not teenagers!
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:42 pm
Granted but it was given to you via gifting by a hacker and you got banned for it.
I wish I hadn't almost killed myself at the swim meet today.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:45 pm
Dukes Granted but it was given to you via gifting by a hacker and you got banned for it.
I wish I hadn't almost killed myself at the swim meet today.
Granted, but next time you loose your swim trunks or whatever in the pool and are then the behind of every joke.
I wish. That is all. >D
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:45 pm
Granted, but you get shot later tonight.
Granted, but it doesn't come true.
LOLPARADOX~
I wish I could text and call people in other states without getting in trouble.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:45 pm
Send me five overbearing and overemotional humans!
Dukes: Granted, you didn't almost kill yourself. You did kill yourself.
Hirun: WIN
Monkey: Granted, but not you have to talk to me 24/7.
I wish that I didn't have Bye Bye Birdie rehearsal tomorrow.
No! Not teenagers!
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