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 Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:27 am
133. Okay, talk to you tomorrow and hopefully Tong will be w. us to go to CIRCUT CITY.
I watched Gattica on dvd. It's old and I'm slow and stupid.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:59 am
My little brother makes up bad songs about parmesaen cheese.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:13 am
He also makes bad songs about space and barbeque sauce.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:14 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:21 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:44 am
Pirate - How much it costs to buy a pie.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:45 am
Appeal: What a banana comes in.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:46 am
Elastic - A twig from an Ela tree.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:47 am
If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck, don't Crimea river.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:54 am
Does every unicorn have a unique horn?
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:57 am
I have two friends named Pat. They're both very artistic, so I recently asked them to make some amusing headgear for my son's birthday celebrations.
Everyone who was there agreed that they were brilliant arty pats.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:58 am
The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins. They were known as the kitchen cinq.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:00 pm
Q: What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:01 pm
She enjoys drinking alcoholic apple drinks with her lifeguard boyfriend...
She likes a-cider beside-her sea-sider.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:03 pm
A man walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, I think that I am God."
"How did that start?" asked the doctor.
"Well, first I created the sun, then the earth..."
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