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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:18 am
Unfortunately, a failed experiment at a nearby lab that you were walking by turned you into a vegetable.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:49 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Fortunately, you also gain magical powers and you easily kill the bear.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:53 pm
Unfortunately, you're still a vegetable . . .
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:56 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Fortunately, you're an awesome vegetable with amazing magical powers, which is better than before. You also don't ever need to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom again!
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:18 pm
Unfortunately, now you realize that you can be eaten. And a hungry giant happens to be eying you for dinner.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:19 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥═╗ ♥ ║
Fortunately, the blood in your vegetable veins is toxic to everyone but you!
║ ♥ ╚═♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥
шĦΛŧ ίś ťне яёаѕФИ, ţħə ţΗǒřń ιη уоυг Еŷέ ♫
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:35 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Unfortunately, the giant still tries to eats you, even though you are toxic.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:38 pm
Fortunately, he dies upon taking a bite and drops you.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:50 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Unfortunately, you now have a bite taken out of you and you became squished when the giant dropped you.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:25 pm
Fortunately, you are now fertilizer and your seeds start a new strand of poisonous vegetables.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:28 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick! Unfortunately, no one waters you and you soon wither.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:42 pm
Fortunately, a passing spherical martian spacecraft senses your dying life-energy and the occupants decide, upon seeing that you have great magical powers, that you're worth saving; thus beaming you up to their ship and, with highly advanced alien technology, give you a magically-enhanced and technologically-superior body.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:42 pm
Fortunately, you recall the magical powers you possessed while killing the bear and turn back to normal.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:05 pm
Unfortunately, the bear's friends came.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:38 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥═╗ ♥ ║
Fortunately, you have superhuman strength so you can take on the bears easily.
║ ♥ ╚═♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥══♥
шĦΛŧ ίś ťне яёаѕФИ, ţħə ţΗǒřń ιη уоυг Еŷέ ♫
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