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 Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:44 pm
Unfortunately, she had other, bigger, scarier people which you angered greatly by your actions.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:44 pm
Unfortunately, she's also an alien hiding from the MIB and decides eating you would be worth the jail-time.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:46 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, she doesn't eat you because you already experienced something unfortunate before that.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:01 pm
Unfortunately, those big, scary guys are still after you.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:03 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, you also have big scary guys to help you.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:09 pm
Unfortunately, none of them know how to wield lightsabers--unlike the dead hooker's vengeful friends.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:22 pm
fortunately you get whisped away by an ominous wind to a place made entirely out of food-- ^-^
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:39 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Unfortunately, no liquids count as food, so you quickly become extremely thirsty.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:43 pm
 ->Fortunately, you use your survivor-skills to extract semi-clear water from fruit.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:44 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Unfortunately, your robotic body parts malfunction and there is no-one around to repair them.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:40 am
Fortunately, the food you had so eagerly eaten end up having magical healing-properties; forcing your body to rejects those foreign metallic body-parts and grow new ones (better than your old).
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:43 am
Unfortunately the new parts mutate and you experience part rejection
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:34 am
Fortunately you wake up to realize you're only dreaming and that all your limbs are fine.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:52 am
Unfortunately, if that was all a dream, that bear is still after you.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:10 am
fortunately the bear turned into a vegetarian,
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