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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:36 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, the girls don't notice your smell and help you anyway.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:31 pm
unfortunately they get maulled by a bear that comes trampling out of the woods from that movie with the deranged ranger and those kids doing comunity service by cleaning up a hiking trail--
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:51 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, you don't need the girls' help anymore.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:54 am
Unfortunately, you all realize that the bear is not really a bear, but a homicidal MAN in a bear SUIT with many loaded weapons, which is much more dangerous to you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:34 am
Fortunately, you're too stupid to have any perception of danger....good for you, but bad for people around you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:54 am
Unfortunately, the man in the bear suit was captured by a passing circus - never to be heard of or seen [as a man] again.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:48 pm
Fortunately, three years later he emerged as a headliner in a freak show showcasing the psychotic. xD
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:08 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Unfortunately, he used the opportunity to kill thousands of people.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:11 pm
fortunately you were not one in the thousands he killed
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:14 pm
Unfortunately, you still lost two limbs and the ability to see.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:16 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, you got some super cool prosthetic limbs and robotic eyes.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:25 pm
Unfortunately, due to the detonation of a near-by EMP bomb, your new "toys" lose contact with your nerve-endings, thereby resulting in, once again, the loss of two limbs and sight.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:26 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, they are easily repaired.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:33 pm
Unfortunately, due to the timid control you have over your new robotic body-parts (recently repaired), the next person you try having intercourse with ends up with a broken neck.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:35 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Fortunately, it was a cheap hooker whom you cared nothing about.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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